Dina Quote #308
Quote from Dina in Golden Globes Party
Dina: How about a game, huh? Who wants to play Crazy Scabies? Floor Shorts? I guess there is enough of us, we could play Hassle the Fishmonger, but we'd have to move the couch.
Garrett: Yeah, no one's ever heard of any of those games.
Dina: Seriously? None of you? Well, what did you do as kids when your mom was out with the men from the bank?
Superstore Quotes
‘Golden Globes Party’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Amy: Anybody want any meat? [silence] Nobody? Really? Nobody? Nobody wants meat?
Dina: I'll take some.
Mateo: Aren't you vegan?
Dina: Uh, yeah, just for, like, 20 years. But when I see meat that looks that delicious, I have to make an exception.
Amy: No, Dina, you don't have to eat that.
Mateo: Ugh.
Dina: Oh, yeah. I guess this is what he used to stand on. They just took off the little foot. I'm going to eat a bird now. I'm going to eat a bird now. I'm gonna... [all groan] [eats] Wow, but is it worth it for that taste! [pained laughter] Yum!
Quote from Kelly
Kelly: Ugh, I'm overdressed. I thought going to a Golden Globes party was like, you dress for the Golden Globes.
Jonah: I think you look nice.
Kelly: I'm just nervous, you know? I mean, I feel like I'm still not part of the group.
Jonah: No, no, you're part of the group. It's like if this was the Scooby Doo gang, you would be Scrappy Doo... a late addition, but everybody loved him.
Kelly: Everyone hated Scrappy Doo. He only got to hang out with them because he was related to Scooby.
Quote from Kelly
Jonah: Uh, it was from before you started. It was this guy that used to come in all the time.
Kelly: And... and he liked mustard?
Dina: "And he liked mustard?" Are you making fun of us?
Kelly: Oh, no.
Jonah: No, he was just, like, um, this, like, old, fancy guy. You know, like from the Grey Poupon commercials.
Garrett: [snooty British voice] Uh, pardon me, but do you have any bags of mulch?
Jonah: He sounded exactly like that.
Kelly: I don't think I've seen that commercial.
Jonah: Yeah, yeah, you have. It's from the '90s. The Grey Poupon commercial.
Kelly: Mm-mm.
Dina: How have you never seen the Grey Poupon commercial?
Kelly: I don't know. But it sounds funny. [laughs awkwardly]
Dina: It wasn't. It wasn't.