Jonah: Okay, Glenn, how about... hit us with one of yours. You know, a classic manager announcement for the fans.
Glenn: Yeah, okay. All right. We need someone to replace me as floor supervisor. So if you're interested, let me know, 'cause, you know, it can lead to bigger things. Just look at Amy... Jonah.
Jonah: It's fine, seriously.
Glenn: No, no. It's my first meeting, and already, I'm upsetting everyone. And now I'm stressed, and I promised Jerusha that, if this should happen, I would remove myself from the situation. [hands clipboard to Dina and walks away]
Dina: Twice. They made him the manager twice.

Garrett: Tony is in the store, and he would like me to open up the condom case.
Sandra: Jerry and I knew this day would come.
Garrett: Yes, ever since you very recently adopted him.
Sandra: Well, I guess it's good that he's being safe. You can open it.
Garrett: Okay.
Sandra: And actually, maybe you could talk to him about sex and stuff.
Garrett: Yeah, no, I'm not gonna do that.
Sandra: Oh, please, Garrett? I just wanna make sure he's really ready and he's doing it for the right reasons. You know how teenage boys don't wanna talk to their moms. And Jerry tried, but he's so sexually specific.
Garrett: Look, I'll open the case 'cause that's my job, but that's it. And by specific do you mean anatomically? You know what? I don't wanna know.

Jonah: I've been thinking about it, and I wanna apply for the floor supervisor job.
Glenn: Oh, Jonah, that's wonderful.
Jonah: Yeah, yeah, I just figured I have some time on my hands. You know, why not throw myself into work?
Glenn: Oh.
Dina: Right. Right, right, right. Try to pick up the pieces of your shattered life. It's worth a try.
Jonah: Um, I was gonna say, just because I'm not moving to California doesn't mean I can't move forward with my life.
Dina: You as floor supervisor. I mean, I guess you are a functioning adult, unlike the last guy. No offense, Glenn.
Glenn: [laughs sarcastically] Yeah, watch out. I'm gonna zing you back. Yeah, yeah. Okay, here comes the heater. Um... We'll do it later.

Dina: So Jonah wants to be the new floor supervisor.
Cheyenne: Oh, cool.
Dina: Yeah, I guess I just hoped that someone else would throw their hat in the ring, you know? Someone chill. Someone who isn't a white male that reeks of privilege.
Cheyenne: Yeah, but it's hard, though, right? 'Cause of, like, systemic stuff.
Dina: Mm, true that, true that. I just feel like there has to be a better choice. Someone who's been here forever. Someone whose style is always on point.
Cheyenne: Hmm. Oh, how about Brett? His new boots are dope.
Dina: Nope, no, no. I think it has to be a woman... of color, who is also... young.
Cheyenne: Oh, hey. You know what? Maybe I should apply.
Dina: Yes, Cheyenne. I was laying it on pretty thick.

Glenn: We're having an election. Both Jonah and Cheyenne wanna be floor supervisor. So we're gonna let the people decide.
Dina: The people? Glenn, the people are idiots. [all grumbling] Well, don't look at me like that. You know.

Cheyenne: Damn, he's good.
Dina: Oh, he's just campaigning. You could do that. Just play politics. Say good things about yourself. Say bad things about Jonah. Make some promises.
Cheyenne: Yeah, but if I promise things, won't I have to do those things once I'm elected?
Dina: God, no.
Cheyenne: Why not?
Dina: No one knows. You just don't. America rules.

Marcus: I just wanna say I fully endorse Jonah.
Jonah: Thank you, Marcus.
Marcus: He's my best friend, and if he loses this like he lost Amy, he's gonna drive off a frickin' bridge.
Jonah: No, no. You should vote for us based on things we can actually do. Like, Nia, you're new here. Is there anything you've noticed that we could do differently?
Nia: I like the breadsticks thing.
Cheyenne: Thank you.
Jonah: Yeah. Okay. Ah... Well, then I will also get you breadsticks.
Marcus: Yeah! Yes! That's my boy! Better luck next time, bridge.

Garrett: So I talked to Tony.
Sandra: You did? Aww, thanks, Garrett.
Garrett: Yeah, no problem. You know, he's a good kid. You know, it was actually really cute. He asked how he would know when he's in love.
Sandra: Oh, I'm sorry. That must have been tough.
Garrett: Why would you say that?
Sandra: Just seemed like you were more of a hookup guy, not really a love guy. So, you know, might've been hard to know what to say.
Garrett: [chuckles] Come on, seriously? I've been in love before.
Sandra: Oh, no. I mean, like, with a real woman. Not, like, with Tomb Raider.
Garrett: No, real women.
Sandra: Okay. My mistake.
Garrett: I have.
Sandra: Okay.
Garrett: It's true.
Sandra: O...
Garrett: Don't say okay.
Sandra: Mm-hmm.
Garrett: [quietly] Come on.

Justine: Dina and Cheyenne sent out the photo of you at Hooters.
Dina: Found it on Facebook. Here, I'll put it on the screen for you.
Jonah: What is... is this supposed the be a scandal? That five or six years ago, I went to a restaurant?
Dina: No, the scandal is that Mr. Feminist can't even eat a chicken wing without being around half-naked women.
Jonah: I was only there because it was a friend's birthday party. And they made us pose with them. And they're not half-naked. They're wearing shorts and a T-shirt.
Dina: Ah, too much clothing for this horndog.
Cheyenne: Yeah, and if Jonah is lying about being a feminist, we can't trust him about anything.
Dina: Good point. Doesn't she raise a good point?

Jonah: Guys, come on. This is ridiculous. This has nothing to do with... I'm a feminist, okay? And I don't even like wings. I ordered the caprese salad.
Dina: Hooters had a caprese salad on the menu?
Jonah: They made it special for me.
Marcus: Come on, man.
Isaac: Ew.
Dina: Oh, wow. Do you hear yourself?
Cheyenne: The worst part of the story.