Garrett: Hey, excuse me? Oh, hey, you're Sandra's child.
Tony: Tony. We met before.
Garrett: Of course, man. She shows me pictures of you all the time now. Congratulations on being a part of clean plate club.
Tony: Thanks, bro. So, um, can you unlock that case for me?
Garrett: Yeah, totally. Um, I just need to get a key.

Glenn: Well, there's one thing off my plate.
Dina: No way. I don't want a floor supervisor who's gonna be constantly contradicting us, poking holes in our perfect system. Just leave it with me. I'll find someone else.
Glenn: No, we've got Jonah. Dina, you are... um.
Dina: Oh, is the zinger coming?
Glenn: You broke my rhythm, so... your loss.

Tony: Thank you, bro.
Garrett: Yeah, man. No problem.
Tony: Yo, so are any of these, like, reusable?
Garrett: Reusable? Uh, no.
Tony: Oh.
Garrett: [sighs] Hey, uh, if you have any questions about this stuff, I'm happy to talk to you about it... or not.
Tony: Actually, yeah, I've got a buttload of questions.
Garrett: That's a lot.

Dina: She's got a ton of experience, she did Cloud Academy, and she'll do whatever we ask of her without bringing her own creative take to everything.
Glenn: I know, but Jonah is so smart. He'll say stuff like, "Here's the thing," and, boy, do I buckle up for the thing.
Dina: I get that, but, look, we can get Cheyenne now, okay? Do you order the hamburger when there's a steak on the menu?
Glenn: Sometimes, 'cause of the cutting.
Dina: Okay, listen. Ultimately, it is your call, and if you choose Jonah over Cheyenne and crush her... because she views you as a father figure... so be it.

Jonah: I'm not just gonna be assigning shifts. I wanna be here for you guys. I wanna listen, you know? What do you guys wanna see in the store?
Nicki: Well, I make these cat toys out of tampon applicators, and I was thinking about selling them here.
Jonah: Uh-huh, uh-huh. Yeah, yeah. I hear you. You know, and it's these kind of dialogues...

Garrett: Their stuff is nice. Our stuff, disgusting. So be a gentleman. Go with the lights out.
Tony: Cool. What if you're watching a movie? Do you turn it off?
Garrett: Mm, you can keep watching it. You just wanna make sure it's not a really sad movie. You know, you don't wanna be going at it, and then, all of a sudden, Macaulay Culkin gets stung by a bunch of bees and dies.
Tony: I don't know who that is, but okay.
Garrett: Mm, oh, and also, afterwards, you can call her an Uber, but wait until she asks.
Tony: My girlfriend rides a skateboard.
Garrett: Oh, dope. Even better. So anything else?
Tony: Um... How do you know if you're in love?
Garrett: [chuckles] Well, how much time do you have?
Tony: School starts at 8:00 tomorrow.
Garrett: Cool. I think that's enough time. Let's get into it.

Nia: The problem is that Hooters promotes a misogynistic belief system that women are sex objects whose primary function is to literally serve men, so...
Cheyenne: Yeah, and don't make owls pervy.
Nia: Yeah.

Glenn: I'm so sorry, Jonah. I know how much you wanted this 'cause of... [whispering] A-M-Y going to C-A-L-I-F...
Jonah: Yeah, California. Yeah, no, yeah. Thank you, Glenn. It's fine. I'm fine. I'm happy Cheyenne won, you know? Uh, she made a very compelling case for herself. So, uh, yeah, not gonna ask for a recount or anything. [chuckles]
Mateo: I mean, if you insist, I guess I could.
Jonah: No, no, I meant... I really.. I literally meant...
Mateo: Oh, Cheyenne.
Jonah: It's not necessary.
Mateo: Cheyenne.
Jonah: No, yeah, we get it, and it could go...
Mateo: Cheyenne.
Cheyenne: Surprise.
Jonah: This is not a contested election.
Mateo: [sings] ♪ Cheyenne ♪