Amy: Uh, you can't fire Myrtle. She is an invaluable asset to this store.
Laurie: Okay, Amy, I really don't want to fire anyone, right? Certainly not a sweet old lady, but corporate is on me to cut the budget.
Jonah: What if we found the savings elsewhere? Could she keep her job then?
Laurie: She makes $20 bucks an hour.
Jonah: Myrtle?! Dude, yeah, no, that makes sense. It's nice to see a woman not just making 79 cents on the dollar.

Amy: Come on, Jonah. You can do this! I know you can do this. Come on, baby! Find the money! Show Mama the money.
Jonah: O-okay, all right, okay, I appreciate the energy, Mama. But can you let me focus?
Amy: Yeah, okay, whatever you need.
Jonah: Well, okay, we leave the A/C on in March. It's just competing with the heat. If we turn both of them off, that would save us $200.
Amy: Yes, okay! Mama smells the bacon 'cause Papa found the pork! 200 bucks!
Jonah: I don't like any of this.
Amy: Neither do I, but Mama can't stop.

Mateo: Is this everyone? Should we wait for more people?
Laurie: Mm, nope. We're ready.
Mateo: Great. [clears throat] [grunts] Just... [sighs] Ooh. You don't wanna start with cold muscles.
Garrett: Hey, you look pretty warm to me. It's showtime, Mateo.
Mateo: Okay. Great. So, um... first thing is, um, check the equipment. So... Oh. Ah, looks like it's broken.
Cheyenne: You just turned it off. Here.
Mateo: Thank you, Cheyenne. So now we begin. [sighs] Bees!
Laurie: What?
Mateo: Oh, I got stung! Bees! Killer bees! Killer bees! Get out of the store! There's killer bees! Get out! Get out! Killer bees!

Amy: This red area here represents all the money the store spends on utilities.
Jonah: Amy, that is a big slice of pie.
Amy: A very big slice, Jonah. I mean, I couldn't finish that. But when the store shifts over to LED and motion sensors, then something happens to that slice of pie. Next slide.
Jonah: Mm.
Amy: That slice gets a lot smaller.
Jonah: Yeah, you know, if someone offered me a slice that size at a birthday party...

Laurie: I'm sorry, was that the donkey from Shrek?
Amy: Yeah, that was for a budget pun, but it doesn't matter anymore.

Laurie: Very impressive, though, and very good work. I got my eye on you guys. You have a very bright future.
Oh. What's the joke about the donkey?
Jonah: Oh, uh, "Only an ass would keep writing blank Shreks for doughnut Thursdays."
Laurie: Funny.
Amy: Told you it wasn't funny.

Dina: Ah, quitting time, huh?
Laurie: Oh, yeah.
Dina: Man, I cannot wait to get home. I am gonna get drunk. Smoke some cigarettes, jump on my trampoline. Whoo!
Laurie: Okay, it's a big night. I'm sorry, you just... you look different.
Dina: Whoa. You know, in the future, I'd appreciate if you didn't comment on my body. You're a woman. You should know better. [scoffs]

Jonah: So what do you think of Laurie now? B-word? C-word? A-word?
Amy: I think she's a [bleep].
Jonah: Okay, so same as Jeff.
Amy: Yeah, gender neutral.
Jonah: We've come a long way.

Laurie: Hey, everyone.
Glenn: Milady.
Laurie: Okay. Um, hi. I am Laurie Neustadt. I'm taking over for Jeff.
I'm gonna be here all day walking around, getting to know the store, trying to figure out ways we can make things a little more efficient. So, um, busy day. Let's, uh, get back out there.
Glenn: Let's get back out there. Bet they say that a lot on the slopes of Denver, huh?
Laurie: I guess. [exits]
Jonah: Actually, I think this is a different Laurie Neustadt.

Laurie: Um, there is an employee, Sal Kazlauskas, who has a lot of open sexual harassment complaints against him.
Amy: Yeah, it's fine. He died in the wall.
Laurie: That's this store?
Amy: Mm-hmm.
Laurie: Okay, good to know.