Jerry: Do you think Newman would tell Martin if he wakes up? What kind of sicko would do that? He could kill me.
George: People smoke, Elaine. My mother smoked. It didn't hurt me.
Elaine: [jumps with fear] Did you see that wall move?
Jerry: Boy, it's a good thing we came.
George: Could there be a native problem in the Caymans? Maybe there's native unrest.

Jerry: George, I want you to promise me something. If I'm ever in a coma. In the first 24 hours, get everything out of my apartment and put it in storage.
George: How come?
Jerry: Looters.

Elaine: How do we know that dog food is any good? Who tastes it?

George: Would you buy my Cayman Island ticket?
Kramer: You're not going?
George: No.
Kramer: Why not?
George: The psychic said something terrible will happen.
Kramer: I dig.

Kramer: [to the comatose guy] I want my vacuum cleaner! Martin, I know you can hear me. Look my mother, she's going to come and visit me. She sees that rug, she's going to kill me.
Newman: He can't hear you, you idiot. Why don't you just buy another one?
Kramer: Why would I buy another one when I spent a hundred bucks on this one?
Newman: I have a carpet sweeper you can use.
Kramer: I don't want a carpet sweeper. They don't do anything.
Newman: It gets my rug clean.
Kramer: The carpet sweeper is the biggest scam perpetrated on the American public since One Hour Martinizing.
Newman: Well, you should take a look at my rug then.
Kramer: I wouldn't set foot in your house.

Jerry: Hello.
Newman: Hello Jerry.
Jerry: How's he doing?
Kramer: He looks happy to me.
Newman: I hope he stays this happy when he wakes up.
Jerry: Why wouldn't he?
Newman: No reason.
Jerry: He'll have a lot of catching up to do, I guess.
Newman: I'll bring him up to date.
Jerry: How up to date?
Newman: Oh, all the way up.
Jerry: And nothing could change your mind?
Newman: Well, it would take a hell of a lot. Because a friend is something you earn.
Kramer: Okay, Jerry has a friend who has free tickets to the Cayman Islands for this weekend. He's not going.
Newman: I don't care much for the beach. I freckle.

Newman: Is that a...
Jerry: Drake's Coffee Cake
Newman: Wow. Where did you get that?
Jerry: From my house. [eats] I got a whole box of them.
Newman: Boy, that's the full size.
Jerry: That's your big boy.
Newman: Can I have a bite?
Jerry: I don't give out bites. I got another one. But I'm saving it for later.
Newman: Just one bite?
Jerry: I don't think so. You know they, they're so fragile.
Newman: All right! All right. I won't say anything.
Jerry: You swear?
Newman: I swear.
Jerry: On your mother's life?
Newman: On my mother's life.

Elaine: But here it was, mountains of duck. And not fatty duck either, but juicy tender breasts of duck.

George: Hi. Hi. How did I know you were here? Something drew me here. This is phenomenal.
Rula: The nurse said she would be right back. They're supposed to take me into the delivery room.
George: Oh, that's great. That's great. By the way, I have to apologize for my friend the other day. Friend? [chuckles] I don't even know that woman. I met her on the bus on the way over. I couldn't get rid of her. Uh, I tell you, my psychic instincts were a little off...
Rula: [grabs George] Oh, where's the nurse?!
George: I don't know where the nurse is. Sweetheart why don't you get a nurse for mommy? Anyway, I was just curious. Remember the other day you were saying something about my trip.
Rula: Don't take that trip.
George: Yeah, why? Why?
Rula: [groaning] Because... Because... Because...
Doctor: All right, Rula, it's time to go.
George: Because? Because?

[as Martin strangles Jerry and Kramer tries to save him:]
Newman: He did it right in this bed, Martin. Right in front of you.
Kramer: I want my vacuum cleaner!
Jerry: Hey!
Newman: It was disgusting.
Elaine: [eats coffee cake]