George Quote #297
Quote from George in The Suicide
George: Hi. Hi. How did I know you were here? Something drew me here. This is phenomenal.
Rula: The nurse said she would be right back. They're supposed to take me into the delivery room.
George: Oh, that's great. That's great. By the way, I have to apologize for my friend the other day. Friend? [chuckles] I don't even know that woman. I met her on the bus on the way over. I couldn't get rid of her. Uh, I tell you, my psychic instincts were a little off...
Rula: [grabs George] Oh, where's the nurse?!
George: I don't know where the nurse is. Sweetheart why don't you get a nurse for mommy? Anyway, I was just curious. Remember the other day you were saying something about my trip.
Rula: Don't take that trip.
George: Yeah, why? Why?
Rula: [groaning] Because... Because... Because...
Doctor: All right, Rula, it's time to go.
George: Because? Because?
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Suicide’ Quotes
Quote from George
George: Are there terrorists on the plane? A hotel fire. Is that it? Malaria? Yellow fever? Lupus? Is it Lupus?
Quote from Jerry
George: Hey, I'm all set. I got the ticket. I'm going to the Cayman Islands this Friday.
Jerry: I don't get you. Who goes on vacation without a job? What do you need a break from getting up at eleven?
George: It's an incredible deal. I don't know why you don't come with me.
Jerry: I don't go for these non-refundable deals. I can't commit to a woman. I'm not going to commit to an airline.
Quote from Jerry
[stand-up:]
Jerry: I'm going to get a physical examination. To me, that urine sample, giving them that is always a pleasure, isn't it? Then there's always the amount question. I don't know what you need. I gave you whatever I have there. That's... I've got more. Whatever you need. I could get more. Just let me know what you need. It's no problem. But, I mean, any kind of physical test, I always click into this thing where I want to do really well, you know. If there's going to be a physical test, I want to do well. Remember, when you were in school, they'd do those hearing tests. And you'd really be listening, you know... Trying to be really... Trying to do well. I want to do well, you know. I wanted to do unbelievable on the hearing test. I wanted them to come to me after the test and go: "We think you may have something close to super hearing. What you heard was a cotton ball touching a piece of felt. We're sending the results to Washington. We'd like you to meet the President."