Kramer: [to the comatose guy] I want my vacuum cleaner! Martin, I know you can hear me. Look my mother, she's going to come and visit me. She sees that rug, she's going to kill me.
Newman: He can't hear you, you idiot. Why don't you just buy another one?
Kramer: Why would I buy another one when I spent a hundred bucks on this one?
Newman: I have a carpet sweeper you can use.
Kramer: I don't want a carpet sweeper. They don't do anything.
Newman: It gets my rug clean.
Kramer: The carpet sweeper is the biggest scam perpetrated on the American public since One Hour Martinizing.
Newman: Well, you should take a look at my rug then.
Kramer: I wouldn't set foot in your house.