Denise: You know, we are kind of alike. And actually, a lot of my best moves I learned from watching you. Oh.
Remember that 2-page list of careers she'd be more suited for than medicine? She cried for the entire weekend.
Dr. Cox: Really? Gosh, you hope you reach these kids, but you never know. You just never know.

Dr. Kelso: Sorry your mom couldn't make it. She's a hell of a woman. Next time you see her, tell her that Bob Kelso said, "I still see sugarplums." She'll know what it means.
Cole: Does it mean that you want her to make you one of her holiday cakes?
Dr. Kelso: Yeah, that's what it means.

Dr. Cox: Old man, your stinkin' forms. Enjoy driving again. Try not to kill anybody. [exits]
Cole: What was that?
Dr. Kelso: He just did me a big favor, even though I was a real douche to him. And I was just scared about getting old, losing my independence. It sucks.
Cole: I don't want people to know when I'm scared. It's weak.
Dr. Kelso: Yeah, I-I-I used to be like you. You know, putting up a front, shutting people out, acting like you don't need anybody. Fortunately, though, I got past all that because you see, the best thing about letting people know how you really feel about them is then no matter how big a jackass you've been, they'll still show up for you when times are bad.

Cole: Look, I know we're gonna studying late, so I bought you nerds dinner.
Drew: Did you rub, graze, touch, dip, drag or spread your stuff on any part of this?
Cole: Wanted to. Decided not to.

Cole: [recording] Hey, I wanted to talk to you about skin cancer. It's very serious but easily preventable. Always wear sunscreen,get a full body checkup annually, and when you go to the beach, stay covered up. Unless you're a hottie, In which case you should take it all off and get weird.
Lucy: We're trying to make a video about cancer awareness.
Cole: Okay, what about hottie awareness? Have you been to the beach lately? It's all families eatin' hard-boiled eggs. Okay, that ain't right. You know what? Just g- Hey, go. Go press. Press "record." I got this. I'll figure it out. [recording] Hotties, remember this. You cannot get skin cancer on your taters.

Lucy: [v.o.] Four months into med school and we were getting on each other's nerves. Cole was especially good at it.
Lucy: Cole, you're wearing my scrubs. I had to wear the ones my mom made me.
Cole: Babe, you know girl scrubs make my ass pop.
Lucy: That is so stupid.
Lucy: [v.o.] Damn! Ma wants a bite!

Lucy: [v.o.] You know, Cole, you could be a little more respectful of other people.
Cole: Fine. Maya, that is a lovely sweater. It really shows everybody what you're working with. There, Luce. You happy? [Drew hits Cole] Ow! What was that for?
Drew: I don't know. I assume you did something stupid. Did he?
Lucy: Yeah.
Drew: One more for luck.

Lucy: [v.o.] Getting paired up in med school was like playing a game of Win, Lose or Frank.
Frank: Spoiler alert, my skin's super flaky.
Lucy: [v.o.] Man, I just got totally Frank'd.

Lucy: [v.o.] Cole's cancer thing was really freaking me out.
Cole: Hey, check it. I put orange soda in my IV bag. I'm like a hamster, yo.
Lucy: [v.o.] Cole not so much.
Lucy: This is serious. You have cancer.
Cole: Lucy, it's not cancer cancer. Hey, that kind of cancer is for uglies and dudes who keep laptops on their balls.

Denise: You're leaving me for Cox right now?
Drew: Yeah. Is that all right?
Denise: No. Yeah, that's fine. Go. It's just, all this talk about, you know, dying is making me think of my childhood dog, Rascal... Flats Paws.
Drew: You had a dog named Rascal Flats Paws?
Denise: It's an Indian name, okay? We got him from a Navajo rescue center. I taught him how to skateboard and he was really good, until my dad ran him over. The bastard did it on purpose.
Drew: Wait, are you screwing with me?
Denise: Yeah, Drew, that's what I do. I make up stories about my dead skateboarding Indian dog and my abusive father just to mess with you. That's... Yeah. Oh, just forget it.
Drew: Uh, no, it's fine. I'll stay.