Lucy: [v.o.] Cole's cancer thing was really freaking me out.
Cole: Hey, check it. I put orange soda in my IV bag. I'm like a hamster, yo.
Lucy: [v.o.] Cole not so much.
Lucy: This is serious. You have cancer.
Cole: Lucy, it's not cancer cancer. Hey, that kind of cancer is for uglies and dudes who keep laptops on their balls.