‘My Super Ego’
Season 1, Episode 7 - Aired November 6, 2001
J.D. is jealous when a hotshot internet threatens his place as leader of the pack. Meanwhile, Turk gets a sudden case of stage fright after realizing how easily surgery could go wrong.
Quote from Carla
Dr. Cox: [to Doug] Any time you wanna get more gauze, it'd be a real treat for all of us.
Carla: It's hard being you, isn't it?
Dr. Cox: It is. What's with the smile?
Carla: This whole big bad wolf thing, it's such an act.
[Doug returns with gauze]
Dr. Cox: Neato! Now whaddya want? A tip? Get out. Go, go! [to Carla] I'm not sure I agree.
Quote from Turk
Todd: You good T-dog?
Turk: Come on, man. I could do this with my eyes closed. I won't, though.
Quote from J.D.
Dr. Kelso: Ah, if it isn't the brain trust. Someone tell me what this patient's rash is. You have until I finish my squeezy juice.
J.D.: [v.o.] Oh, my God, I'm drawing a... Oh, my God I can't remember what you draw when your mind draws a something.
Quote from Todd
Dr. Wen: I don't know where that smell came from.
Todd: Er, sir?
Dr. Wen: What is it? Do you see something?
Todd: Sir, I farted. That smell is from the fart I made.
Turk: Dude.
Dr. Wen: Get the hell out of my OR.
Todd: Yes, sir. Good.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: [v.o.] Time to put myself right back on top of Nick. That came out wrong.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: I'm gonna go with Guy Smiley, here.
Nick: Huge moment for me.
Dr. Cox: I know.
Nick: I wish my dad was alive.
Quote from Janitor
J.D.: So, you flipped a coin in your head or what?
Dr. Cox: No. It's just that, right now, he's better at internal medicine than you.
J.D.: OK, insult me, like you always do.
Janitor: Too easy. When you least expect it.
Quote from Turk
Carla: I feel like we haven't talked in ages. How are you?
Turk: Fine.
Carla: Yeah?
Turk: Don't I look OK? You know? You know? I'm fine. [dances] As a matter of fact I am doin' OK, I am doin' OK.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: [v.o.] How do you like me now, Nick?
Nick: So you see, sir, the poor attendance is my fault. And my fault only.
Dr. Kelso: Well, then, you have just won the privilege of writing my next ten lectures by this afternoon.
J.D.: Paging Dr. Martyr [chuckles]
J.D.: [v.o.] What the hell was that guy-
Man: Way to go, man.
Elliot: Nick, that was amazing.
J.D.: [v.o.] ... thinking? It's good to be the king.
Quote from Elliot
Elliot: I'm single. That was more subtle in my head.
Nick: Relax, I already left a message on your machine asking you out.
Elliot: Really?
Nick: No, but I promise will before you go home.
Elliot: Works for me.