Sean: It's so hard to make myself look for an apartment when I'm sharing my bed with the most beautiful girl in the world.
J.D.: Really, what's his name?
J.D.: [v.o.] That made absolutely no sense, so just keep sipping.

Elliot: Come on, Sean. I want you to meet this patient, Tommy. He's only five, but he's got like the voice of a grown man. Yeah, he- Tommy, what are you doing out of your room?
Tommy: [deep] I go where I want.
Sean: Awesome.

Turk: It'll be fine. Close your eyes. Take a deep breath. See how good that feels? Now take another one. Take another one.
Carla: Are you watching my boobs?
Turk: Deep breath. Nice.

Dr. Cox: Dammit all to hell, Bob! I cannot believe you're gonna turn this hospital into some money-making machine that coerces people into spending their hard-earned cash on expensive procedures that they don't even need.
Dr. Kelso: Why not? It sounds like something I'd do.
Dr. Cox: You mark my words, if one single person gets a full body scan, I will- I will kiss your ring.
Dr. Kelso: I'll take that bet, champ. You're our witness, Laverne.
Nurse Roberts: How very exciting for all of us.

J.D.: God, I wish we could go back in time and see that game.
Danni: Wanting what you can't have.
J.D.: Why are you here? Hospitals don't sell cigarettes!
Todd: Man, I'd smoke her.
J.D.: Quiet time, Todd.

J.D.: [v.o.] In the heat of battle, it's important to hold your ground.
Mr. Corman: Doctor.
Dr. Cox: Well, now, Bobbo, you hooked him, you got him in the boat, but he still got away.
J.D.: [v.o.] Because victory can be snatched away at the last second.
Dr. Kelso: Mr. Corman, your full body scan is on the house.
Mr. Corman: I'm listening.

Turk: Baby, I don't get it. Last night I was the golden boy, and now I'm fat flap guy. Why would Dr. Miller turn on me? I've been great in surgery, I've been nice to her, she's coming to the wedding.
Carla: No, she's not.
Turk: What?
Carla: I un-invited her.

Dr. Kelso: [v.o.] Yep, it's amazing how your world can change in an instant.
Elliot: You guys, guess what. I just asked Sean if he would move in with me and... Tell 'em what you said.
Sean: "Yes."
Elliot: Isn't that great?
Janitor: That is great. Isn't that great?
J.D.: [v.o.] Full-lipped bastard.
J.D.: Great.

J.D.: [v.o.] What does Sean have that I don't have?
Janitor: Don't compare yourself to him. He's better.

Carla: Okay, why are you mad? You told me to un-invite people.
Turk: So, without asking, you went to my new boss and told her you didn't want her to come to the wedding.
Carla: No, I told her we didn't want her to come.
[After a sour-looking Dr. Miller passes Turk in the corridor, he starts screaming and pulling on his non-existent hair]