‘My Fault’
Season 3, Episode 20 - Aired April 22, 2004
As her wedding to Turk approaches, Carla starts to freak out about all the ceremony. Dr. Cox tries to convince the hypochondriac Mr. Corman (Richard Kind) not to get a full body scan which Dr. Kelso has introduced to the hospital. Meanwhile, after breaking up with Danni, J.D. is jealous as Elliot announces she's moving in with Sean.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: So, moving in together, huh?
Elliot: Yeah. It's a little scary.
J.D.: [v.o.] And just like that I saw my window.
J.D.: It is scary. You know, I knew this girl in college who moved in with her boyfriend? Everything changed. Stopped talking to each other, started fighting all the time and... You know the rest.
Elliot: They broke up?
J.D.: Oh, no, he killed her.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: Why are you here, Sean?
Sean: Elliot listens to you, J.D. Why are you messing with her head?
Danni: It's 'cause he wants what he can't have.
J.D.: Okay, new rule. Hospitals are for doctors and sick people only.
Quote from Turk
Turk: Un-invite my boss, huh? Well, we'll see how she likes it when I mess with her world, huh? [screams and pulls out non-existent hair]
J.D.: [screams]
Quote from Elliot
Sean: Hey, so, U-Haul is parked outside, everything I own is in there. Well, except for this half of my salad tongs, but I-I was using it to scratch myself on the way over.
Elliot: This isn't gonna work.
J.D.: [v.o.] I guess the funny thing about love is you never know how things are gonna work out. Like me. I lost Elliot. But at least I went down swinging.
[Elliot walks into the apartment with a pizza]
J.D.: Elliot? What are you doing?
Elliot: What are we watching?
J.D.: Little House on the Prairie.
Elliot: Mm.
Quote from Turk
Carla: Do you want me to re-invite her?
Turk: Do you want her there?
Carla: No, she's too pretty. I want people looking at me.
Turk: Okay, she's out.
Dr. Miller: Dr. Turk, meet me in the O.R.
Turk: Fat flaps?
Dr. Miller: You got it!
Turk: [kisses Carla] I love fat flaps.
Carla: I love you!