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Season 5, Episode 10 -  Aired March 12, 2019

On their way to a spa day, Johnny and Moira accidentally run over a family's cat. Meanwhile, David puts Alexis in charge of the store as he and Stevie set up stall at a flea market.

Quote from Johnny

Wendy: You're going to the spa?
Hank: Well, that does sound important, but since you just killed my daughter's cat, coming inside to break the news to her might be a little bit more important. Don't you think?
Moira: Hm, John, shall I pick you up on the way back? I know how desperate you were for me to have my day of detox.
Johnny: No! No, Moira! I think it's better if you come inside with me, so we can uh, break the news together.


Quote from David

David: [to Stevie] Okay, this is the last of them, unless you wanted me to bring in the 14 coffee cups and 3 empty chip bags that are also in your back seat?

Quote from David

Stevie: David, remember when you thought Wendy's partner had been in your store before?
David: He has been in my store before.
Stevie: Well, I think I know why he wasn't being so upfront about it.
David: Okay, I know what you're gonna say, and I also thought that he was into me for a second, but I'm pretty sure that's just his face.

Quote from Moira

Moira: [whispering] How far do you think we'd get if we just started running?

Quote from Stevie

Stevie: Clearly that brand loyalty you were talking about is really paying off.
David: I'd like to pay you off to not be here anymore.

Quote from David

Stevie: Roland, what are you still doing here?
Roland: This will only take a second. Dave, I don't know if you remember or not, but I purchased some foot cream from you earlier?
David: That wasn't our foot cream.
Roland: Yeah, okay, well you took my 15 bucks, and now I'd like a refund, because I realized I've used this stuff before, and it makes my feet stink.
David: Give me that. [sniffs] Ugh! It smells like pennies and burps!

Quote from David

Stevie: Oh, yeah. Wait, that smells exactly like the stuff we used to use at the motel. Like, exactly.
Wait a second... That's why! Gel Time Moist Liquid. Contains 100% moist liquid.
Roland: Uh-oh, Davey got busted!
David: Okay, this is not our product, Roland! Anyone who sells counterfeit luxury beauty products is clearly a sociopath.
Roland: Dave, I don't wanna tell you how to run your business, but 3 or 15 dollars for Gel Time is a total rip-off. I mean, pharmacies hand those out for free on Halloween.
Stevie: David, you have to talk to Wendy.
David: Okay, what am I gonna tell her? That her curious life partner, who looks nothing like me, is some big old con artist?

Quote from Roland

Roland: $18 for toner? Why don't you just put on some Gel Time? That stuff will strip your skin right off.

Quote from Moira

Moira: How are we still trapped in this Gothic horror show?
Johnny: You know, I think we've already missed the seaweed wrap, and at this rate, it's not looking good for the salt scrub.

Quote from David

Wendy: David! Isn't this great? The two of us, back together! Successful in business! Successful in love.
David: Mmm-hmm, totally. Quick question for you.
Wendy: You know, when Antonio came to me with this idea, I wasn't sure there was a market for another general store. Everyone is doing them now.
David: Yeah, I was one of the first, but I get it.
Wendy: And they sell all the same stuff. I'm sure you've noticed a similarity between our products and yours.
David: Sure did. Wendy can I speak with you for a moment?
Wendy: Sure. Why don't we go over to your booth? It's so much quieter.

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