‘Roadkill’
Season 5, Episode 10 - Aired March 12, 2019
On their way to a spa day, Johnny and Moira accidentally run over a family's cat. Meanwhile, David puts Alexis in charge of the store as he and Stevie set up stall at a flea market.
Quote from David
David: Um, I don't wanna be the one to have to tell you this, but it's about your fiancee.
Wendy: You know Brad?
David: Who's Brad?
Wendy: My fiance.
David: I thought you and Antonio were...
Wendy: Oh, David... [laughs] We're business partners.
David: Oh! Okay. Well, that's gonna make this a little easier. Turns out Antonio is a common criminal.
Quote from Alexis
David: So, the delivery man came in, used the bathroom, somehow broke the sink, and then left without delivering the package?
Alexis: That is correct.
David: I just find it strange that he would then leave a note saying, "Sorry I missed you".
Alexis: Yeah. No I think he meant, like, sorry I missed you. Because I was here the entire time. And I actually think that he was like a little bit drunk, because he knocked over a lot of things.
Quote from David
Wendy: David, what would I do without you?
David: I literally don't know, Wendy.
Wendy: You wanna get high?
David: No, but thank you.