David: And you were here for this?
Ted: Um, no...
Alexis: Well, you were here for part of it.
Ted: Right. But I got here late my grandmother passed away.
David: Oh God!
Ted: A few years ago. And it just been real tough to get over.

David: Well, fortunately we had these security cameras installed, so I guess I'll just show that to the insurance people? I don't really know how this works. Patrick went to that seminar.
Alexis: Oh. Um, honestly, I-I don't think that you wanna do that.
David: You said that I could trust you. First, the Tamagotchies, now this? Get out of my store.
Alexis: Okay, fine. You can take the money for the sink out of what you were going to pay me for today.
David: I wasn't planning on paying you anything. Get out! You too. Very disappointed.
Alexis: And if we're pointing fingers, David, I've done it on a lot of sinks and I've never had an issue.
Ted: When you say you've done it on a lot of sinks...
David: Out! Ugh! I don't wanna touch this.

David: I have definitely seen that guy in my store before.
Stevie: Do you think that Wendy knows her fiance has been checking out every guy in here?
David: She has the worst taste in men. At one point, she told me she was looking for a Jon Gosselin type.

Stevie: Look over at their booth, and tell me you don't notice any similarities.
David: What the actual fuck?!
Stevie: I know.
David: They've ripped off our entire store.
Stevie: Yeah.
David: Tulips instead of roses? Woof! Similar products. The labels even look like ours.
Stevie: Except, their stuff's half price.
David: What? Well, we have a very loyal customer base who would not be fooled by some skanky knockoff.

David: Okay, so this is really good, we just need everything facing forward. Facing forward. Facing forward. See what I'm doing here?
Stevie: Okay, like a serial killer?

Wendy: David Rose! [chuckles]
David: Oh, God!
Wendy: Would you look at that? If this isn't a full circle moment, then I'm not twice divorced.
David: My God, Wendy! [gasps]
Wendy: This must be your wife.
David: No.
Stevie: God, no.
David: No, no, Wendy, this is my friend, Stevie. Stevie, this is Wendy. Wendy used to employ me at the Blouse Barn.

Wendy: I'm so sorry, I don't mean to jump to conclusions. I guess I've got marriage on the brain again. If you can believe it, I'm engaged!
David: Hmm, wow.
Stevie: Congratulations.
Wendy: Well, you know what they say about love, it's like target practice. If you just keep shooting at it... Anyway, David, I was hoping you would have settled down by now.
David: Oh, I actually own this business with my partner.
Wendy: Get outta town!
Stevie: I know, I am as shocked as you are.

Wendy: Well, I guess that makes us flea buddies. I've got my own booth.
David: Wow, so we're reopening the Blouse Barn?
Wendy: Oh, no, no, no, just test driving a new business idea, brought to me by my new partner, Antonio. Antonio! What are you doing? Come over here, so I can show you off! Well, Antonio, say hi to everyone.
Antonio: [softly] Hi.
David: You look very familiar. Have I seen you in my store before?
Antonio: I don't think so.
David: Okay. He seems sweet.
Wendy: He reminds me a lot of you.
David: Well, isn't that a compliment. For him.

Wendy: I better get back and help Tony set up the booth. It was such a treat seeing you, David! And you, Karen!
Stevie: Karen's a new one.

Moira: So, you and I just innocently witnessed an 18-wheeler barrelling down...
Johnny: Moira, I'm just gonna be honest, all right? There was an accident, it was tragic, unavoidable, and then we'll be on our way.