Stevie: Oh, yeah. Wait, that smells exactly like the stuff we used to use at the motel. Like, exactly.
Wait a second... That's why! Gel Time Moist Liquid. Contains 100% moist liquid.
Roland: Uh-oh, Davey got busted!
David: Okay, this is not our product, Roland! Anyone who sells counterfeit luxury beauty products is clearly a sociopath.
Roland: Dave, I don't wanna tell you how to run your business, but 3 or 15 dollars for Gel Time is a total rip-off. I mean, pharmacies hand those out for free on Halloween.
Stevie: David, you have to talk to Wendy.
David: Okay, what am I gonna tell her? That her curious life partner, who looks nothing like me, is some big old con artist?