David Quote #439
Wendy: David! Isn't this great? The two of us, back together! Successful in business! Successful in love.
David: Mmm-hmm, totally. Quick question for you.
Wendy: You know, when Antonio came to me with this idea, I wasn't sure there was a market for another general store. Everyone is doing them now.
David: Yeah, I was one of the first, but I get it.
Wendy: And they sell all the same stuff. I'm sure you've noticed a similarity between our products and yours.
David: Sure did. Wendy can I speak with you for a moment?
Wendy: Sure. Why don't we go over to your booth? It's so much quieter.
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Quote from Moira
Johnny: When might we expect your daughter to show up? Because we do have a very busy day ahead of us.
Hank: Well, Baby's still sleeping. But if you wanna go and wake her up, tell her what happened, by all means.
Moira: Where is bébé's chamber?
Hank: [floorboards creak] Oh, there she is now. She's either up, or takin' a leak.
Moira: Either way, great progress for bébé.
Quote from David
David: Are you hearing anything I'm saying?
Alexis: Yes. Stay off your phone. Wait for the delivery man to drop off whatever. You can trust me.
David: Okay, can I? Because the last time I left you in charge of something...
Alexis: Ugh! This is about those stupid Tamagotchi?
David: Actually it is.
Stevie: Okay guys.
Alexis: You left me with six of them, David. Taking care of that many is like a full-time job!
David: I left you with six adult Tamagotchis in perfect health! And by the time I came home, they were all dead. You have to like actively murder them in order for that to happen!
Quote from Moira
Johnny: Okay, well maybe there's something we can do.
Moira: Does bébé enjoy the theater?
Baby: Hmm?
Moira: How about two complimentary, partially-obstructed view seats to Cabaret?
Wife: No! She likes the Kinky Shoes.
Baby: You got tickets to Kinky Shoes?
Moira: I believe it's Kinky Boots. And no.