Alexis: And then they shredded you.
Moira: Yes. Yes. I should have seen that coming after the contract demands but...
Alexis: Okay yes. Re: that drama. I just fell down a dark Sunrise fan-hole and found this message board about conspiracy theories.
Moira: Oh, Alexis.
Alexis: There are a lot of fans who think Clifton Sparks had you written off the show because he was jealous.
Moira: Don't be a dotty, poor Alexis. No I, unwittingly negotiated myself off the show. End of story.

Alexis: Okay. You watch this video and tell me who you think he's referring to then. Come.
[old red carpet video:]
Reporter: There has been some serious Sunrise intrigue around the sudden departure of Vivian Blake. Can you tell us what happened?
Clifton Sparks: [slurring] She had a good run. But let's just say "someone" reminded the producers that there's only room for one head of surgery at Sunrise General. And I think all you housewives at home know who that should be.
[reality:]
Alexis: See, he's basically admitting to having you written off the show.
Moira: He's drunk there.

Moira: Room for one more?
Clifton Sparks: Muffy, grab a chair. I hope you don't mind, we decided to get a head start on the celebration.
Tippy Bernstein: Extra dry? Extra olive?
Moira: Oh, thank you, Mr. Bernstein!
Clifton Sparks: Hey, tell that cute bartender I'd love a sex on the beach. And if she has time, I need another scotch.
Tippy Bernstein: Ha! You better hurry if you want to catch up.
Moira: Oh no, this doctor would rather nurse her potable, if you don't mind. Best to stay lucid for our congress.

Moira: Oh, Tippy, I did not negotiate myself out of the job, did I?
Tippy Bernstein: You deserved every penny. Please, Moira, I want you to consider this offer as my amends. If you sign on them, we all get back to doing what we love.
Moira: There is something I love that I haven't been able to do for quite some time. [repeatedly slaps Clifton] Now, Mr. Bernstein, I have a few demands.

Ronnie: And you said Nicole Kidman is starring in it?
Moira: Oh, it doesn't matter who's starring! I don't think the point is getting across.
Ronnie: No, no, I get it. It's just that a lot of people would have a really hard time saying no to that kind of work, especially when you spent the last three years talking about how badly you wanted to get outta this place.
Moira: Oh, we're still on course. Oh, you know what they say, when one door closes, the floodgates open.
Twyla: You got another job?
Moira: Say hello, ladies, to the new spokesperson of an international airline.
Twyla: Oh my gosh, Mrs. Rose! You're gonna be in a commercial for an airline?!
Moira: Radio, yes. Voice-over work is every actor's dream.

Twyla: I have to admit, Mrs. Rose, these past few weeks, I feel like I've been waiting on a famous person.
Moira: [laughs] Twyla, you're not waiting on a famous person. She's already arrived!

Moira: Alexis!
Alexis: Ugh!
Moira: Are you almost ready, dear? The airline will not be impressed if we don't have an on-schedule arrival at the studio.

Moira: Oh, David, is it all right if I don't watch Panic Room with everyone tonight? Jo Foster once screened it for me privately and I would like to keep that memory safe.
David: It's an escape room followed by a really sad reception, and everyone will be participating. Thank you so much!

Patrick: So I guess you're all wondering uh... what're we doing here? [laughs] But, uh, the annual escape room challenge has been a Brewer family tradition for a long time, and I thought it could be fun to share it with my new family, since mine couldn't be here, so.
Moira: [whispers] Have they passed?

Moira: Please just give us the key.
Johnny: The key, or our phones! Either way!
Moira: No, the key! John, what is this new-found obsession with your device?