Johnny: And look at look at the labels on everything. 'Rose Apothecary.'
Moira: The Rose name on another plucky young business.
Johnny: We should go congratulate him.
Moira: We should but our son is very hard at work.

Patrick: Oh, man, I wanna win this game.
David: Okay, you told me it was just for fun, though!
Johnny: Well, it is for fun, David, but a little rivalry is part of the fun. It's like when we used to play the Catholic kids from Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow. The worst school cheer I ever heard.

David: Oh, my God. That's so embarrassing, you must feel ridiculous.
Johnny: You better remember which nails you pulled those wigs from, because your mother keeps a spreadsheet.