Johnny: Thank you, Roland. We accept.
Roland: Terrific, so we'll pick you up around seven.
Johnny: We?
Jocelyn: Yeah, we have a coupon. Four entrees for the price of three. It expires soon, though. It should be really fun, you guys.

Jocelyn: You two are obviously gonna want to spend tonight just the two of you, so-
Johnny: Yes, that was the plan.
Jocelyn: Yeah.
Roland: Oh, well you know, the coupon expires in three weeks, so...
Jocelyn: Okay, all right, let it go.

Stevie: What are you doing with that?
David: With what, this yearbook?
Stevie: Could you put it back, please?!
David: Why would I put it back, when Stevie Budd was voted: "Most likely to get the guy." With that hair cut?!
Stevie: I'll have you know I was very popular with the boys.
David: And girls, it seems.

Alexis: Mutt's having a soiree?
Ted: Well, I'm sure you're invited.
Alexis: Yeah, no. Yeah, no, why wouldn't I be? Um, were you invited?
Ted: Yeah. Yeah. I guess it's just-just a bit of a pride issue, you know, do I attend the party hosted by the guy that you left me for?
Alexis: Yeah, no, I'm sure he wouldn't mind.
Ted: Yeah, but I really would have to basically throw all my self-respect just right out the window.
Alexis: Aww, that's so sweet. So um, what time is the party tonight?

Johnny: Happy anniversary, sweetheart.
Moira: Oh darling, what a sweet gesture, and a precursor no doubt, to something more grand planned.

Moira: Ah, knowing your penchant for surprises, I'm guessing you have something else up your sleeve.
Johnny: Yes, I do.
Moira: Uh oh!
Johnny: I do. I was going to tell you later, but I booked a restaurant in Elmdale. It's supposed to be very fancy!
Moira: The one that Roland and Jocelyn just told us about?
Johnny: Yes! Yes, but who knew they were asking us tonight?
Moira: Just the two of us?
Johnny: Mmm-hmm.
Moira: Sort of a "Lady and the Tramp" meets "9 1/2 Weeks" kind of dinner date?
Johnny: Could for one second believe that I would not have planned something? For our anniversary? Tonight? The two of us?

Johnny: Join us for dinner!
Don: That would be great!
Bev: We are just dying to find out what you've been up to!
Moira: We're dying to tell you!

Mutt: Look at you.
Alexis: Is it weird that I'm here?
Mutt: It's only weird if you think it's weird.
Alexis: Yeah. Okay. I don't if you don't. Um, in fact, I don't actually know how late I can stay. I just wanted to pop in, and say hey.
Mutt: Well, you're awfully dolled up for a "pop in."
Alexis: [laughs] Oh, my God, stop, I basically came from work.

Roland: You guys haven't ordered yet, have you? Because I need to present this coupon to the waiter first.
Johnny: Don't know what that means.
Moira: He's so ironic, this one.

Bev: So where are you living now, Moira? Tell us all about it.
Moira: Oh, we're in a rustic, ranch style bungalow that...
Jocelyn: It's very nice. Very nice, it's got plenty of parking, and a TV in every room.
Don: Oh, how many bedrooms?
Bev: Ten. Ten bedrooms?
Johnny: Yeah, well, we don't use all the bedrooms.
Bev: That must be a nightmare to clean!
Moira: Um, Stevie does an adequate job.
Don: Stevie's one of your staff?
Moira: Mmm-hmm!
Roland: [laughs] Stevie's the only staff.