‘Happy Anniversary’
Season 2, Episode 13 - Aired March 29, 2016
As they celebrate their anniversary at an Elmdale eatery, Johnny and Moira run into a couple from their past life. Meanwhile, David and Alexis attend a party in Mutt's barn.
Quote from Johnny
Bev: Here's a funny story.
Moira: Oh, good.
Bev: On our way here, we drove through a town, not a word of a lie, called "Schittstown!" Oh!
Don: No, it was called, "Schittsville!"
Bev: Schittsville! [laughs]
Don: And from the looks of it, the town was living up to its name!
Johnny: Well, let's not go for the low-hanging fruit here, Don. Okay?
Roland: No, these are funny jokes. Please continue, Don.
Don: You see, Roland gets it!
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: No, I mean you seemed so cool about everything after we broke up. It was almost annoying.
Ted: Cool? Alexis I couldn't stop crying. I was scaring all the animals at work. But when I had to go on our honeymoon without you, the zip line instructor at the Los Passions Couples Resort told me that I just gotta get through it. Meaning my fear of heights, which I did get through. But with you, it just- It took a little longer.
Alexis: I'm sorry.
Ted: It's okay. Staff dance?
Quote from David
Jake: Are you looking for someone?
David: No, yeah, I mean, sorry, I'm just- I lost my friend who should be around here somewhere, um, watching this so.
Jake: Are you here with Stevie?
David: I am. Yeah.
Johnny: Okay.
David: Not here "with." No, we're not together, I'm very much single, so.
Jake: You wanna get some air?
David: Yeah.
Quote from Johnny
Don: What do you do, Roland?
Bev: Something in agriculture, by the looks of it?
Jocelyn: Roland is actually the mayor of our town.
Bev: Not Schittsville, I hope! [Bev and Don laugh]
Don: What do you even call someone from Schittsville? A Schitter? A Schitthead?
Johnny: Okay, you know what?
Moira: John, John.
Johnny: Don't worry, Moira, I won't say anything untoward.
Bev: We're just having fun, John.
Johnny: And I thought we were having fun, Bev, but you know what, we're not.
Don: Oh, come on, it's just a joke!