Alexis: Mutt's having a soiree?
Ted: Well, I'm sure you're invited.
Alexis: Yeah, no. Yeah, no, why wouldn't I be? Um, were you invited?
Ted: Yeah. Yeah. I guess it's just-just a bit of a pride issue, you know, do I attend the party hosted by the guy that you left me for?
Alexis: Yeah, no, I'm sure he wouldn't mind.
Ted: Yeah, but I really would have to basically throw all my self-respect just right out the window.
Alexis: Aww, that's so sweet. So um, what time is the party tonight?