Andy: We got to find a way to break in there.
Ben: They give tours.
Andy: [laughs] Yeah. That's exactly how they'll be expecting me to try to break in.

Mitch Savner: Looks like everything's on track for July. It's just too bad we're not opening in time for this Unity concert. The extra publicity would've given us a nice boost.
Tom: Why don't we? We could do a soft opening tomorrow and be ready just in time for the concert crowd.
Mitch Savner: You really think you can pull that off?
Tom: Well, nobody can predict the future... except me. I guarantee it'll work and in six months, this place will be bigger than McDonald's.
Mitch Savner: As always, I love your enthusiasm. See you tomorrow, partner.

Leslie Knope: [scoffs] "Lester Kanopf"? Come on, guys, get it together.
Lester Kanopf: That's mine.
Leslie Knope: Sorry, Lester.

Leslie Knope: Grant, hi.
Grant Larsen: Yeah, I saw you were gonna be here, and since you've been ducking my calls, I just thought that I'd drop in. Care to join me for lunch?
Leslie Knope: I... I would...
Grant Larsen: Liam Bonneville's gonna be there.
Leslie Knope: Liam Bonneville, the Department of the Interior's resident bad boy? Well, now you've got my attention. Let me go grab my autograph book, and we'll head out.

Tom: Dwayne "the Rock" Swanson. Donna told me I'd find you up here. What's all this?
Ron Swanson: Over the last few months, I've remodeled the entire third floor. Wiring, heating and cooling, restored this red pine back to its original glory.
Tom: Oh, wow. The stripes are so wavy. It's really... All right, I can't keep this facade up any longer. I need a favor. You know those chairs you were making for my restaurant? I need 'em now.
Ron Swanson: I was told I had until July. My chairs take time. Who do you think I am, Thomas Hucker? [laughs]
Tom: Please, Ron? I've never asked you for anything today.
Ron Swanson: All right. I'll get to work right away.
Tom: Please, you're really far behind.

Grant Larsen: Hello, everybody. This is Leslie Knope. Leslie, this is Rebecca...
Leslie Knope: Varuvian, yes, hello. I ow who you are. I've read all of your papers and I had your poster on my wall when I was a kid.
Rebecca Varuvian: What poster?
Leslie Knope: I made a poster of you by blowing up your picture from the national parks newsletter. I cut out your face and made it look like you were dunking over Charles Barkley.
Rebecca Varuvian: My God.
Liam Bonneville: So you're the author of the famous river cleanup proposal, huh? It wasn't bad.
Leslie Knope: [laughs] Liam Bonneville read my proposal. Wow.
Rebecca Varuvian: Liam's being withholding, as usual. That proposal was brilliantly written.
Leslie Knope: [sighs] Rebecca Varuvian.
Rebecca Varuvian: Yes?
Leslie Knope: Nothing.

Leslie Knope: That was the best lunch I ever had. I have to see the photos that you took.
Grant Larsen: I didn't take any photos.
Leslie Knope: What? Grant, come on.
Grant Larsen: Leslie, you're treating those people like they're your heroes. They could be your peers. Look, I really hope you take the job, but we're at the end of the line here. I need a decision by tomorrow.
Leslie Knope: Okay, that's fair. I mean, I would be insane not to take the job, but I'm just having some trouble thinking about leaving Pawnee.

Ben: Okay, this is a bad idea.
Andy: Just trust me. You got your camera ready?
Leslie Knope: Yeah, Andy, I'm very nervous about this. You're gonna hurt yourself.
Andy: And here we go. [pushes skateboard down the hill] Wow! Look at it go! I mean, I knew it'd go down, but not that fast! Oh-ho! San Francisco's the best. [runs after it]

Leslie Knope: Anyway, I've decided. I'm gonna take the job. There's so much more in the world to see, and I feel like I can really make a difference. Oh, and I met Michelle Obama.
Ben: What? Why didn't you lead with that?
Leslie Knope: I don't know! Liam Boneville has me in a tizzy.

Tom: I haven't had time to hire a staff yet, so, April, you'll handle service.
April: No! Can't I just stay in the back and spit in people's food like we planned?