Tom: Dwayne "the Rock" Swanson. Donna told me I'd find you up here. What's all this?
Ron Swanson: Over the last few months, I've remodeled the entire third floor. Wiring, heating and cooling, restored this red pine back to its original glory.
Tom: Oh, wow. The stripes are so wavy. It's really... All right, I can't keep this facade up any longer. I need a favor. You know those chairs you were making for my restaurant? I need 'em now.
Ron Swanson: I was told I had until July. My chairs take time. Who do you think I am, Thomas Hucker? [laughs]
Tom: Please, Ron? I've never asked you for anything today.
Ron Swanson: All right. I'll get to work right away.
Tom: Please, you're really far behind.