‘The Prescott’
Season 11, Episode 10 - Aired January 8, 2020
Alex’s new company is putting her up at a new luxury apartment with full amenities and a list of high-profile residents that the family is eager to take advantage of, without her knowing. Phil is on a mission to review the restaurant’s famous sliders for his food blog, while Mitch and Cam sneak in separately to meet its most famous resident, David Beckham. Meanwhile, Luke and Manny head straight for the gym to try and pick up on older women and end up in some hot water with a few of the residents.
Quote from Alex
Alex: [aside to camera] My new company is putting me up at The Prescott, a luxury residence with full amenities. I admit, this extravagant lifestyle can make me a little uncomfortable. [getting a foot massage] Gentle, Marta!
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Alex, you should know that a crook works at the hair salon downstairs... Adolfo of Venice.
Manny: Isn't he the colorist to the stars?
Jay: Thank you for asking even though I know you know.
Gloria: I hate him. Adolfo of Venice is actually Alan Carpman of Bakersfield. We started as hairdressers together, but he stole my hair dye formula.
Phil: For a family of generally lovely people, we sure have a lot of rivals.
Quote from Phil
Phil: And don't we get a tour of the building? This place has everything. Um, an archery range, a shark tank, a... a Westworld?
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: I need to run to the mall. Would you pick up some steaks from the farmers market for tonight?
Cameron: Oh, so you did remember it's date night. I was a little worried after your response to my Paperless Post.
Mitchell: Oh, come on. You know my maybes always turn into will attends.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Aww. When was the last time that you and I cooked a romantic dinner together?
Jay: We did it last week.
Gloria: I'm not talking about sprinkling hot dog slices on a DiGiorno's.
Jay: [to the valet] You couldn't bring my car before I got in trouble?
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I've been secretly moonlighting as an online food blogger, "Foodie in a Hoodie"... it rhymes on the page. I've quickly developed a huge following, and The Prescott is home to the city's hottest restaurant, called Pardon.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Hello.
Higgins: Ah, good day, sir. Forgive me. I'm new here. Still getting to know each of the tenants. I'm your concierge, Higgins.
Phil: You look so familiar. Have we met?
Higgins: 'Fraid not, no. I do get that a lot, though. I have an everyman face and body.
Phil: [notices the robot next to him] They're rising.
Higgins: Ah, yes, Finley. Patrols the building for non-residents using a motion sensor and face scanner. Useful, yes, but does he have that uniquely human ability to anticipate a person's every need? Coconut water?
Phil: I didn't even know I wanted this!
Higgins: Finley, away!
Quote from Phil
Higgins: Anything else I can help you with, sir?
Phil: Uh... no. I'm just headed down to the restaurant.
Higgins: [French accent] Pardon?
Phil: Your... in-house eatery.
Higgins: Pardon?
Phil: You know... uh, waiters, cutlery, daily specials. I think it's called Pardon.
Higgins: Of course. My mistake.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] Avoiding the security robot would be tricky, but Finley had a weakness... he can only detect people if they're moving. And it was worth the risk... Pardon claimed to have the world's best beef slider, and my... my followers are dying for a review. Well, all but one. I have a troll. Screen name "Close to Utlaw," wherever that is. We recently got into a... a heated comment war. Insults were hurled, mothers disparaged. Who knew the Internet could be so negative?
Quote from Mitchell
Cameron: [answers phone] Hey, sweetie, what's up? I'm... I'm kind of busy.
Mitchell: Cam, I'm hurt. It's my leg.
Cameron: What?
Mitchell: I slipped in the food court, and I'm all sticky and tweens are laughing at me. You have to come pick me up.