‘The Prescott’
Season 11, Episode 10 - Aired January 8, 2020
Alex’s new company is putting her up at a new luxury apartment with full amenities and a list of high-profile residents that the family is eager to take advantage of, without her knowing. Phil is on a mission to review the restaurant’s famous sliders for his food blog, while Mitch and Cam sneak in separately to meet its most famous resident, David Beckham. Meanwhile, Luke and Manny head straight for the gym to try and pick up on older women and end up in some hot water with a few of the residents.
Quote from Cameron
Higgins: Here we are, then.
Cameron: Higgins, what are you doing?!
Higgins: Oh, role play. I know I am but a lowly stable boy, unwanted in the master's quarters, but... perhaps you'd like to teach me a lesson? Just stay away from the face.
Mitchell: Uh, obviously there's been some sort of misunderstanding.
Cameron: Yeah, do we look like the kind of people that would be into some sort of weird role play involving a stable boy? I'm assuming he's been naughty and would do anything to keep his job.
Mitchell: Cam... Cam?
Higgins: In my defense, I do get this request quite often. Particularly around the holidays.
Quote from Phil
Gloria: Hi. I know that you and I aren't supposed to be here, but after today, I am tired of living a life of fear.
[aside to camera:]
Phil: Was Gloria Claire's brunette surprise?
[back:]
Gloria: It all started when Claire gave me a free pass to Fun Town. I thought, just try it today. Take a ride, see how it feels. Oh. I never noticed how sexy your feet are.
Phil: Thank you, but this isn't happening, Gloria!
Gloria: [screams]
Quote from Luke
Courteney Cox: Oh, there you are. Sorry we missed you at the bowling alley.
Luke: She looked different with a headband on.
Courteney Cox: Warming up in a hot tub first... Unconventional, but, hey, anything to loosen up Becks.
Manny: Did we meet a Becky?
Luke: Maybe. There were so many of them. So, how old is this Becks?
Courteney Cox: 44.
Luke: It's on.
David Beckham: Oh, there you are.
Manny: Wait... you're Becks?
David Beckham: Yep, and I'm eager to learn. A warning... my form is clumsy, but I'm great on my feet.
[later:]
Luke: Okay, who gets the dude? ... Fine, I'll take him. But we're just gonna hang out and see where it goes.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Jay, what are you doing here?
Jay: I've spent the whole day looking for that miserable... You're the Foodie in a Who-dy?!
Phil: W-Why would you say that?
Jay: [sniffs] Ketchup!
Phil: I'm trying, but I'm lost!
Jay: You insulted my mother!
Phil: Oh, my God. You're Close to Utlaw?!
Jay: It's Closet Outlaw!
Phil: Jay, I don't blame you for being mad. I-I turned my legions of fans against you, and, uh... It's Foodie in a Hoodie, by... by the way. But you got a bigger problem at home that I just heard about, and I think I can help you with it.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Claire?
Claire: Oh! Gloria. I can't believe you recognized me. I'm so sorry about my hair.
Gloria: I'm so glad that we can finally talk about it. Grow it out, let yourself be a girl.
Quote from Cameron
David Beckham: I'm glad we cleared that up. I can't wait for my bowling lesson with you.
Courteney Cox: Oh, my God. Foot-y in a Hoodie was here today.
Mitchell: Ah, you're great. When does Posh get here?
Cameron: And I apologize for being late. You know, I-I left a message.
David Beckham: I'm sorry I missed your call.
Cameron: [holding phone out] Can you say that one more time?
Quote from Alex
Alex: Um... So, I got a few incidental charges from yesterday. $200 for Sugar Baby procurements.
Jay: Sorry.
Alex: Eight sliders and one coconut water?
Phil: He charged me for that?
Alex: $300 for a slide rescue. $40 fine for the non-wiping of stationary bike.
Mitchell: I barely sweat.
Claire: You're sweating right now.
Alex: A $150 fine for the non-return of leg warmers. And eight $100 Westworld entry fees?
Gloria: [gasps] Oh, my God. We left Cam there!
Phil: Oh, no!