Gloria: Alex, you should know that a crook works at the hair salon downstairs... Adolfo of Venice.
Manny: Isn't he the colorist to the stars?
Jay: Thank you for asking even though I know you know.
Gloria: I hate him. Adolfo of Venice is actually Alan Carpman of Bakersfield. We started as hairdressers together, but he stole my hair dye formula.
Phil: For a family of generally lovely people, we sure have a lot of rivals.