‘The Prescott’
Season 11, Episode 10 - Aired January 8, 2020
Alex’s new company is putting her up at a new luxury apartment with full amenities and a list of high-profile residents that the family is eager to take advantage of, without her knowing. Phil is on a mission to review the restaurant’s famous sliders for his food blog, while Mitch and Cam sneak in separately to meet its most famous resident, David Beckham. Meanwhile, Luke and Manny head straight for the gym to try and pick up on older women and end up in some hot water with a few of the residents.
Quote from Luke
Luke: You're in pretty good shape for someone who's... 42? 43?
Woman: I'm 38.
Luke: Bye.
Quote from Manny
Luke: Did you see the two friends in the back? The blond one liked me, and the brunette kept staring at you.
Manny: Can you blame her? No one moves to "Caribbean Queen" like me.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] I am known as the fearless one of the family. So, when Claire gave us all free passes for the Fun Town Water Park next week, I couldn't admit that I am afraid of slides. They go so fast, I feel like I'm going to fly off. I just need to try it once and I am going to be fine.
[cut to:]
Gloria: I cannot do it!
Boy: Hey, no backsies!
Gloria: [groans] Okay, here I go! [screams] You should have let me do backsies!
Quote from Jay
Higgins: Your Sugar Babies, sir.
Jay: I hope it wasn't too much trouble.
Higgins: On the contrary. There was a Mexican birthday celebration taking place in the park across the street. I waited for the crack of the piñata, mixed in seamlessly with the children, and pounced.
Quote from Phil
Waiter: Ready to order?
Phil: Very. I came to this restaurant for one thing and one thing only. [Phil falls silent as Finley the robot approaches]
Waiter: And that thing is...? [Finley turns away]
Phil: Sorry. Uh, one of your world fa... [Finley turns back]
Waiter: One of our world's fattest hot dogs coming up. [Finley turns away]
Phil: No! The... The slider. [Finley turns back]
Waiter: And how would you like it?
Phil: Me...
Waiter: Yes, you, sir. [Finley turns away]
Phil: ...dium rare. And can you have it delivered to the pool, please? [walks away, avoiding the robot]
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: [on the phone] Hey, you here at the mall?
Mitchell: No, not yet.
Cameron: Why are you breathing so hard?
Mitchell: Oh, um, a bunch of kids were vaping next to me, and I had to army-crawl into a-a candle store. Yeah. Is there anything you want while I'm here?
Cameron: Can I tell you what I want, what I really, really want?
Mitchell: You're watching me right now, aren't you? Oh... Cam, okay, look. I was hoping I'd run into Posh here at the gym for a private moment, okay?
Cameron: Look, we're both after the Beckhams. Let's come up with a plan together... Meet me at the swim-up bar.
Mitchell: There's a swim-up bar?!
Cameron: I know, we should be living here and Alex should be living in our stupid house.
Quote from Gloria
Higgins: A spot of bother, I see?
Gloria: I can't do it!
Higgins: Oh, of course you can. I'll just crawl in front of you so you can grab me around the waist. I apologize in advance for any giggling. I'm cursed with the tickle gene.
Quote from Phil
Phil: What's going on?
Man: Someone's stuck on the slide. She tried to climb back down, but...
Phil: No backsies, I get it.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Higgins! Hey, hey. Um, listen... I need your help getting my hands on the slider.
Higgins: The slider? Oh, of course. Quite a looker, that one.
Phil: Well, that's the problem... so far, I've only been able to look and not taste.
Higgins: Say no more. I shall find a way to deliver the slider to you.
Phil: Great! Um, is there somewhere private where I could enjoy the slider alone?
Higgins: Might I suggest one of our rooftop hot tubs overlooking the city?
Phil: Perfect, I'll wait there. And I'll... I'll need a bib... I can make a mess.
Quote from Mitchell
Cameron: Hi, Higgins. We have a bit of an unusual request.
Mitchell: Now, we know you need to be discreet, but... we are hoping to have a rendezvous with a certain distinguished Brit.
Cameron: Hmm?
Higgins: Consider it arranged.