‘Marco Polo’
Season 6, Episode 4 - Aired October 15, 2014
While their house is treated for mold, the Dunphy family move into a cramped motel room. Meanwhile, Gloria is worried when Manny starts dating an older, popular girl, and Mitchell is fed up of Cameron's superstitious behavior as he tries to hold onto the team's winning streak.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: They always stay in the driveway like that. What are they doing? Jay, go look.
Jay: Gloria, can't you do it?
Gloria: No, I can't do it because you know that he always say that I am nosey.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Can you see?
Jay: Looks like he's driving a Mustang. Pretty sweet one, too. What the hell?
Gloria: What?
Jay: They're kissing.
Gloria: [gasps]
Jay: Sam's a girl.
Gloria: [louder gasp]
Jay: That gets the bigger reaction?
Quote from Jay
Gloria: Manny's first girlfriend is a senior with a Mustang.
Jay: I'd have put my money on a sophomore with a mustache.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Claire?
Claire: Nope. I mean, what am I doing? I am totally at the wrong room.
Phil: Are you?
Claire: I'm sorry, Phil. It's not what it looks like.
Phil: Rumpled bed, wine bra. [checks bathroom] I knew it! You've been sleeping by yourself. How could you?
Claire: I am so sorry. I just couldn't take it anymore, and I needed a place where- What is that smell?
Phil: Betrayal.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Family meeting in the living room.
Haley: Aren't we already in-
Phil: In the living room!
Quote from Phil
Phil: There's no easy way to say this. Your mother's leaving us. She's found another room that makes her happy.
Alex: I don't understand.
Phil: Ssh. It's not your fault.
Claire: Okay, look, I needed a little space, and there was a room that opened up down the hall-
Phil: Then one thing led to another. Spare us, Claire.
Luke: So, wait. Mom's staying in that other room?
Phil: You can visit her on the weekends.
Alex: Aren't we here for just one more day?
Phil: Ssh. I knew you'd be the one to lash out.
Quote from Claire
Haley: If mom is staying in an empty room, why can't some of us stay with her?
Phil: You happy, Claire? You're breaking up the family.
Claire: No, guys, your father is right. This is my fault. I should go back to my room and just think about what I've done.
Quote from Alex
Alex: I cannot look at that red hair in the shower drain one more second. Look around here, people. None of us have red hair.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Okay, one of you has to go with your mom, so we'll do this the democratic way. Whoever pulls the short crust...
Quote from Mitchell
Lily: Another good-luck gift basket, daddy.
Mitchell: Oh, they just let 7-year-olds sign for these. Okay.