Phil: Oh. It's so peaceful and quiet over here.
Claire: Ha-ha. If you came over here to gloat, I already know it's a dud.
Phil: Actually, I came to give you this. It's your favorite flavor- blue.
Claire: Thanks, honey.
Phil: And your hair looks really nice.
Claire: Hmm. Thanks. I've been combing it all day.

Alex: You don't deserve this.
Haley: What?
Alex: Hot reptile chick. You know, probably has her own apartment, obviously okay touching gross stuff.
Haley: They're just talking.
Alex: You're right. Dylan's far too sophisticated to get sucked in by a single lady with tons of cool tattoos.

Dylan: Hey. I think it peed on me.
Jungle Tanya: Oh, no.
Dylan: No way, Mother Nature. I can't believe he does that.

Jay: Hey, what am I missing, guys? Aw, geez, Gloria.
Gloria: [bouncing] Jay, look! I go high! Look! Look!
Jay: Guys, hit the road. Come on. You're family men. Come on. Scat.

Phil: Great job, buddy. Now comes the fun part. Rappel down.
Luke: It's really high.
Phil: You have nothing to fear but fear itself. And the concrete.

Manny: Look, I came on strong with that whole funny guy bit. This is me just being myself.
Bianca: Okay. Hey, do you know who that boy is over there?
Manny: Oh. That's Dylan. He's Haley's boyfriend.
Bianca: He's so cute and tall.
Manny: I'm still growing. Give me a break.

Jay: That's quite an impressive getup you got there.
Cameron: Thank you, Jay. Oh, by the way, you have something on your shoulder. [reveals a foam "something"]
Jay: [laughing] That's good.
Cameron: Never mind. It was nothing. [a foam "nothing"]
Jay: We're done here.

Luke: Hey, look what Grandpa gave me- a crossbow.
Claire: Sweetie, that does not look safe.
Luke: Don't worry. He's gonna show me how to use it.
Claire: That's what I'm afraid of.

Claire: So Cam's a clown. And there's mine. You think it's weird that we both chose people who were so...
Mitchell: Uninhibited?
Claire: I was gonna say "embarrassing," but yeah. Look at them now. They're the life of the party.
Mitchell: Uh, you know, I gotta say, for all his craziness, I love my clown.
Claire: Me too. They're good for us. I would've totally tanked this party.
Mitchell: And I would've gotten my butt kicked at a gas station.
Claire: Sorry?
Mitchell: Turns out Fizbo is a real bad-ass.

Manny: [aside to camera] It turns out I'm not the sweet guy or the funny guy.
[cut to:]
Gloria: No, Manny, don't go in! Por favor!
Manny: I must! [slips shoes off] I'm coming!
[back:]
Manny: Manny Delgado is a man of action.
Bianca: Wait. My dog is still in there.
Manny: I'll be right back.