Dylan: [playing guitar and singing] I rode a horse for the first time today wasn't surprised when it went neigh

Phil: [cowboy accent] Reckon we'll be landing soon.
Claire: Phil, honey, you promised, not till we got there.

Claire: Mm, I hate landing.
Dylan: [taking Claire's hand] We'll get through this.

Gloria: Wow! Oh, my goodness. [blocking her nose]
Jay: What are you doing?
Gloria: I want my ears to pop.
Manny: Try putting a little Rouge on 'em. Nobody gets me.

Cameron: Our adoption attorney told us it would be a good idea to make a photo book to show prospective moms.
Mitchell: Yes, but he thought that Cam's version was a little too "artsy," so we've decided to take a few rugged shots at the ranch to, you know, balance it out.
Cameron: I don't think it need balancing out.
Mitchell: Really? [opens pop-up book, music starts playing]
Cameron: It's called "Production value."

Gloria: [loudly] Horse. Look, Jay! So beautiful!
Jay: Your ears haven't popped yet, huh?
Gloria: I'm like the horse whisperer. But something is making this one skittish.

Dylan: Whoa. Look at the mountains.
Haley: They're amazing.
Dylan: I've never been this far from home before. Now I've never been this far.
Claire: Where's a cliff when you need one?

Alex: Watch it!
Jimmy: What you doing, eh? You readin'?
Alex: Trying to.
Jimmy: Eh, I'm not so good at it either.
Alex: I'm not surprised.
Jimmy: That was a joke. I'm Jimmy Scrivano. You want to see me do a cannonball?
Alex: I'd rather see you get hit by one, but-
Jimmy: Ha. Good one, gorgeous.

Hank: Beautiful form, Cactus Flower! Beautiful! You look like a dadgum conquistadora!
Jay: She's deaf, but I can hear ya.

Cameron: Why are you riding that way?
Mitchell: I'm afraid that cow over there might bite me.
Cameron: Oh, yes, he's gonna come up and bite you because your leg looks so desirable with those- Are those canvas?