Lorelai: "Your boobs are bigger than mine"? I'm a mental case.
Sookie: So apologize.
Lorelai: Well, I was too mad and stupid to apologize last night and she was gone before I got up this morning. What is wrong with me?
Sookie: You're very possessive of your sweaters.
Lorelai: Sookie.
Sookie: No, I understand. If somebody breathes too hard on my paring knife I'm like a crazy spider monkey.