‘The One with Two Parts: Part 1’
Season 1, Episode 16 - Aired February 23, 1995
After Chandler and Joey visit a different coffee shop, they are surprised to find Phoebe's twin sister, Ursula, working there. Phoebe is hurt when Joney starts dating Ursula. Meanwhile, Chandler struggles to fire an employee, and Ross attends Lamaze classes with Carol and Susan.
Quote from Rachel
Chandler: So, tell me, is leaving the Christmas lights up your plan to keep us merry all year long?
Monica: No, you see, someone was supposed to take them down around New Year's but obviously someone forgot!
Rachel: Well, someone was supposed to write: "Rach, take down the lights" and put it on the refrigera- How long has that been there?
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Hey, where you been?
Joey: I went back to Riff's. I think Ursula likes me. All I ordered was coffee. She brought me a tuna melt and four plates of curly fries.
Chandler: [unenthusiastically] Score.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Would it be okay if I asked out your sister?
Phoebe: Why? Why would you want to do that? Why?
Joey: So that if we went out on a date, she'd be there.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Well, I mean, I'm not my sister's, you know whatever. And I mean, it's true, we were one egg once. But, you know, we've grown apart, so I don't know. Why not? Cool.
Quote from Ross
Lamaze Teacher: All right, we're gonna start with some basic third-stage breathing exercises. So, mommies, why don't you get on your back. And, coaches, you should be supporting Mommy's head.
Susan: What?
Ross: What?
Susan: What? I'm supposed to be the mommy?
Ross: Okay, I'm gonna play my sperm card one more time.
Quote from Monica
Monica: I can't believe you. You still haven't told that girl she doesn't have a job yet?
Chandler: Well, you still haven't taken down the Christmas lights.
Monica: Congratulations! I think you found the world's thinnest argument.
Quote from Rachel
Monica: Oh, hi, Mr. Heckles.
Mr. Heckles: You're doing it again.
Monica: What? We're not doing anything. We're just sitting around talking quietly.
Mr. Heckles: I can hear you through the ceiling. My cats can't sleep.
Rachel: You don't even have cats.
Mr. Heckles: I could have cats.
Monica: Goodbye, Mr. Heckles.
Rachel: We'll try to keep it down.
Quote from Phoebe
Joey: Phoebe, can you do me a favor? Try this on to make sure it fits.
Phoebe: Ooh, my first birthday present! Oh, this is really-
Joey: No no no, it's for Ursula. I just figured, you know, size-wise.
Phoebe: Sure. Yeah. Okay, it fits. [throws it down]