Rachel: I cannot believe that I did this. Especially after Monica just went on and on about it. "Okay, Rachel. Here are the invitations, Rachel. Be very careful, Rachel. Please no drinking liquids around the invitations, Rachel."

Chandler: Did you do it on our invitations?
Ross: Not on the ones we sent out.
Chandler: So just the ones you gave back to us and we had framed?

Rachel: So, apparently people are familiar with the Europe story?
Ross: Yeah. Listen, about that, the whole "who came on to who" thing really doesn't matter. I mean, I think it would have happened either way. If you hadn't initiated it, I know I would have.
Rachel: It was an amazing night.
Ross: It was. It was an amazing night.

Monica: Hello, Greg? This is Monica from the plane. Listen, the number that you gave me, 8-5-3-5- That is their old number. Jenny's been giving it out since they moved.
Chandler: Jenny. That is so Jenny.
Monica: Hey, listen, how would you like to get together, say, next Saturday? Okay, how about Sunday? Okay, the week after that? The week after that? You know what, Greg? We are good, interesting, funny people with good questions. And if you and your precious Jenny can't see that then- January 15? We'll see you then.

Phoebe: Come on, Ross, it'll be like watching the Discovery Channel, except we'll know the monkeys!

Ross: Look, I'm not gonna let you guys watch us. I haven't even seen it yet.
Joey: I'll trade you two tapes of me having sex.
Ross: Thanks, I'm good.

Chandler: Greg and Jenny's number is totally different in here.
Monica: I don't ask too many questions do I?
Chandler: No.
Monica: Really?
Chandler: Absolutely not.
Monica: Really?
Chandler: Oh God!