Joey: Why can't we just get pizzas and beer and have fun?
Phoebe: I agree. I think fancy parties are only fun if you're fancy on the inside. And I'm just not sure we are.

Monica: I still have to invite Dylan and Emma and Shannon Cooper.
Joey: Whoa, whoa, whoa. No Shannon Cooper.
Phoebe: Why not her?
Joey: Because she ... she steals stuff.
Chandler: Or maybe she doesn't and Joey just slept with her and never called her back.

Monica: Joey, that is horrible.
Joey: Hey, I liked her. Maybe too much. I don't know. I guess I just got scared.
Monica: I'm sorry.
Phoebe: I didn't know.
Joey: I didn't think anyone would buy that. Okay.

Monica: Chandler, could you at least send some women to my party?

Monica: Could you guys please keep it down? We're trying to start a Boggle tournament.
[Chandler and Joey break up laughing]

Rachel: How did you get through this?
Chandler: Well, I relied on a carefully regimented program of denial and wetting the bed.

Monica: Okay, everybody, it's time for flan.
Chandler: Yep, get ready for the gelatinous fun.
Joey: It kind of looks like that stuff you get when you get a bad infection.

Rachel: It's supposed to be a joyous occasion. My sister would graduate from college. Nobody thought she would. It's a testament to what a girl from Long lsland will do for a Celica.

Phoebe: Did you ask Stacy Roth?
Joey: Can't invite her. She also steals.

Rachel: Thank you for such a wonderful dinner.
Ross: Thanks for being born.
Rachel: Thank you for my beautiful earrings. They're perfect. I love you.
Ross: Now, you can exchange them if you want, okay?
Rachel: Now I love you even more.