‘The One with the Secret Closet’
Season 8, Episode 14 - Aired January 31, 2002
Chandler obsesses over what Monica's hiding in a locked closet. Meanwhile, Phoebe is outraged when she learns that Monica uses another masseuse, and Ross feels he's missing out after the baby kicks for the first time.
Quote from Joey
Doctor: You did the right thing by bringing her in. You're going to make a wonderful father.
Joey: Hey, not as good as this guy. He brought Twizzlers.
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Chandler: There has got to be a way.
Joey: Easy there, Captain Kirk.
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Joey: By the way, I have no idea what I'm doing here. For all I know, I'm just locking it more.
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Joey: What's going on?
Ross: I made her tuna with pickle.
Joey: Pickle? Pickle makes her sick. Giving her pickle is like giving me salad.
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Rachel: Well, if anyone is keeping score, I no longer eat tuna.
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Joey: Sit down. I wanna talk about our situation.
Rachel: Are you breaking up with us?
Quote from Ross
Ross: I would love to be around for you and the baby. We can just try it, like on a temporary basis.
Rachel: But, Ross, it's you and me.
Ross: So, sure. But it wouldn't be anything romantic. I mean, I'm dating Mona. Damn it, Mona. I was supposed to meet her like an hour ago. What is wrong with me?
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Not too shabby. I got this all off myself ... using my wife's tools.
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Chandler: You're messy.
Monica: No! You weren't supposed to see this!
Chandler: I married Fred Sanford.
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Monica: Now you know. I'm sick.
Chandler: No, honey, you're not sick. I don't love you because you're organized. I love you in spite of that.