Joey: Yeah, I'm great. I'm better than great. I am good. Now that she's gone, I can do stuff around here that I couldn't do before. Like I can walk around naked again. I can I can watch porn in the living room. This is good for me. I like being on my own. I'm better off this way. I'm a lone wolf. A loner. Alone. All alone. Forever. What's a wolf gotta do to get a hug around here?

Rachel: Living with the father of the baby is a little conventional for us.
Ross: Hey, you always have liked my building. And there's more room. I mean, you could have a closet dedicated to shoes.
Rachel: Oh, you do know your audience.

Chandler: How about the closet by the bathroom?
Monica: Okay. Here, why don't you let me do it.
Chandler: No, no, no, no. I will do it. Honey, you have to learn to sit back and relax and let your husband take care of things once in a while. It's locked. You have to help me.

Rachel: Joey. Joey.
Joey: What's going on?
Rachel: Come feel this. Come feel my belly.
Joey: Uh...
Rachel: Joey, the baby is kicking for the first time. Would you please come and feel this?
Joey: Really?
Rachel: Yes.
Joey: You know what? Maybe you- Maybe you should come to me. I'm not wearing any bottoms.
Rachel: Oh, okay.
Joey: Oh, my God.
Rachel: It's unbelievable. Wow, she is kicking so much. Oh, she's like- Who's that kind of annoying girl soccer player?
Joey: Mia Hamm?
Rachel: Mia Hamm!
Joey: It's amazing.
Rachel: Whoa. One hand on the sheet, Joe.

Monica: We just got a wedding gift from Bob and Faye Bing. They don't like us, do they?
Chandler: Who says you can't get a nice punch bowl for under $6? Maybe we can take it back.
Monica: No, it doesn't say where it came from. Where would we return it?
Chandler: How about to the street, from the balcony?

Chandler: Why is it locked?
Monica: No reason. I keep private things in there.
Chandler: You know, I've been living here a while, and I've never seen what's inside that closet. What is in there?
Monica: Feminine stuff.
Chandler: Don't try to make me uncomfortable with feminine stuff!

Phoebe: Hello, Chandler. Lovely day, huh? You.
Chandler: Phoebe, if it helps, Alexandra's only been massaging Monica for, like, three years. If! I said, if it helps.

Ross: When was it it kicking? What happened?
Rachel: Last night. I just felt it and I went into Joey's room, and he was sleeping.
Joey: A dreamless sleep.

Monica: Wow, Phoebe, you are good.
Phoebe: Stating the obvious, but thank you.

Chandler: I wasn't trying to open your closet. I wasn't trying to open your closet, I swear.
Joey: Wow. Monica runs a pretty tight ship around here, doesn't she?