‘The One with the Secret Closet’
Season 8, Episode 14 - Aired January 31, 2002
Chandler obsesses over what Monica's hiding in a locked closet. Meanwhile, Phoebe is outraged when she learns that Monica uses another masseuse, and Ross feels he's missing out after the baby kicks for the first time.
Quote from Monica
Monica: Promise you won't tell anyone?
Chandler: Yes. And now that I know, if I've got extra stuff lying around, can we share the closet?
Monica: Well- It's just I'm afraid you might mess it up.
Quote from Joey
Chandler: So Rachel's all moved out? How you taking it?
Joey: Well, I wanted to have a few beers but I got rid of those because Rachel couldn't stand the smell. I have thrown back a lot of orange juice with calcium. It's a couple weeks past its expiration date, so it's got a bit of a kick.
Quote from Monica
Monica: That's why Alexandra wears ear-plugs when she gives me a massage. It's not because she hates Enya!