Rachel: Maybe I could call his machine and re-create the message. All right, okay. Um... [in a British accent] Hello, Ross, this is Rachel- Emily! [stops] God, what is it with those two names?

Chandler: I'm very glad you saved Ross when the car backfired, but it could've been a bullet.
And, you know, you didn't try to save me.
Joey: Oh. You're upset because you think I chose Ross over you. No, I knew you could take care of yourself. You know? I mean, Ross needs help. He's not "street" like us.

Rachel: Well, there you go.
Ross: Yeah, maybe today's just "close call" day.

Monica: Okay, guys, listen. Don't forget, tomorrow is the day that Emily gets married again.
So whatever we do, just try to really keep Ross's mind off of it.
Joey: Good idea.
Chandler: Hey, man. What's up?
Ross: Just thinking about Emily getting married tomorrow.
Joey: Oh, Ross. Look, look.
Ross: What? Where?
Joey: Right over there. There. Look, look, look.
Ross: What am I looking at?
Joey: Somebody help me out here.

Rachel: Honey, it's okay. It's okay. How about I fix you a drink? Maybe a margarita?
Monica: Ross has the blender. Ugh, everything's just falling apart.

Ross: He told you everything. You cracked him.
Gary: Well, seeing as he was the victim. They're usually pretty talkative.

Chandler: What is so great about that sandwich?
Joey: Okay, imagine the best sex you ever had.
Chandler: Okay.
Joey: Are you thinking about Monica?
Chandler: Yeah.
Joey: Yeah? What's that like?

Monica: Look, I'm his sister and I love him. I don't want to see him get hurt. Doesn't that give me the right to control- help him?
Rachel: I don't think he's the one that needs help.

Gary: Anybody want to meet a hero?
Phoebe: John Glenn is here?

Gary: Hey, Joey, you ever think about joining the force? We could use a guy like you.
Chandler: Who jumps at loud noises.