Monica: [inner monologue] Oh, good. Another dinosaur story. When are those gonna become extinct?

Chandler: [inner monologue] If I was a superhero who could fly and be invisible that would be the best.

Phoebe: It's the Mattress King. Change the channel.
Janice: Wait. I want to see this. After I divorce him, half of that kingdom is gonna be mine.

Joey: Hey, you guys. Guess what. I got a gig.
Chandler: Great. That's why I can never be an actor. I can't say "gig."
Phoebe: I can't say "croissant." Oh, my God,

Phoebe: Hey, how was teaching last night?
Joey: Oh, it was great. You get to say stuff like, "Hey, the bell doesn't dismiss you. I dismiss you."
Phoebe: Oh, nice.

Joey: Monica bought a bed from the Mattress King?
Phoebe: Yes, so please, please, please don't say anything to Chandler.
Joey: You want me to lie to Chandler?
Phoebe: Is that a problem?
Joey: No.

Phoebe: Oh, hey, "Nick the boxer." Let's see what you got. All right, put them up.
Joey: Hey, you're pretty good at this.
Phoebe: Yeah, I had to learn when I was staying at the "Y" and some of the young men weren't acting Christian enough.

Ross: Do you really serve people sneezers?
Rachel: Well, I don't.

Phoebe: I'm freaking out. Monica trusted me with something and she shouldn't have. I haven't lived here in a while, so I have to ask you. Does Monica still turn the lights on in her room?
Rachel: Yeah.
Phoebe: I am so dead.

Chandler: Whoa, somebody missed the off-ramp.
Phoebe: It's Monica's bed. What?
Chandler: Okay. It's a race car.
Phoebe: So this has always been Monica's bed, you're only noticing now? How self-involved are you?