‘The One with the List’
Season 2, Episode 8 - Aired November 16, 1995
Now that Ross and Rachel know how they feel about each other, Ross must decide whether to be with Rachel or stay with Julie. At Chandler's suggestion, Ross compiles a list of the Pros and Cons for both of them. Meanwhile, Monica gets a job devising recipes for a chocolate substitute called Mockolate.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Is that him again? Tell him I'd come to the phone, but my ankles are weighing me down.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: We'll make a list. "Rachel and Julie: Pros and Cons." We'll put their names in bold with different fonts and I can use different colors for each column.
Ross: Can't we just use a pen?
Chandler: No, Amish boy.
Quote from Joey
Monica: There are no jobs. There are no jobs for me.
Joey: Oh, wait, here's one.Would you be willing to cook naked?
Monica: There's an ad for a naked chef?
Joey: No, but if you're willing to cook naked, then you might be willing to dance naked and then-
Quote from Monica
Monica: My gosh, you must be freezing. You know what you need? How about a nice, steaming cup of hot Mockolate?
Quote from Monica
Phoebe: Rachel, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?
Rachel: Oh, it ended very well.
Monica: Do not start without me. Do not start without me.
Quote from Phoebe
Rachel: Ross kissed me.
Monica: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Rachel: It was unbelievable!
Monica: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Phoebe: Okay, we want to hear everything. Monica, get the wine and unplug the phone.
Quote from Joey
Monica: Wait a minute. I thought last night was great.
Ross: Yeah, it was. But I get home and I see Julie's saline solution on my night table and I think, "Oh my God! What am I doing?" Here I am with Julie, this incredible, great woman who I care about and who cares about me and I'm, like, what am I just going to throw all that away?
Joey: You got all that from saline solution?
Quote from Monica
Monica: How about Mockolate mousse?
Phoebe: It's not very Thanksgiving-y.
Monica: How about Pilgrim Mockolate mousse?
Phoebe: What makes it Pilgrim?
Monica: We'll put buckles on it.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Why didn't he call? He's gonna stay with Julie, isn't he? He's gonna stay with her and she's gonna be all: [high-pitched voice] "Hi, I'm Julie. Ross picked me. And we're gonna get married and have lots of kids and dig up stuff together!"
Phoebe: No offense, but that sounds nothing like her.
Quote from Chandler
Joey: Let's start with the cons because they're more fun. Rachel first.
Ross: I don't know. I mean. All right, I guess you can say she's a little spoiled sometimes.
Joey: You could say that.
Ross: I guess, sometimes she's a little ditzy, you know? And I've seen her be a little too into her looks. Oh, and Julie and I have a lot in common because we're both paleontologists, right? But Rachel's just a waitress.
Chandler: Waitress. Got it. You guys want to play Doom? Or we could keep doing this.