‘The One with the List’
Season 2, Episode 8 - Aired November 16, 1995
Now that Ross and Rachel know how they feel about each other, Ross must decide whether to be with Rachel or stay with Julie. At Chandler's suggestion, Ross compiles a list of the Pros and Cons for both of them. Meanwhile, Monica gets a job devising recipes for a chocolate substitute called Mockolate.
Quote from Ross
Joey: Hey, why don't you read it to her?
Chandler: All right. "It was summer. And it was hot. Rachel was there. A lonely gray couch. 'Oh, look!' cried Ned. And the kingdom was his forever. The end!"
Ross: That's it? That's all you wrote? You're the worst writer in the world!
Quote from Ross
Joey: So how'd it go with Julie. Did you break her heart?
Ross: Yes. It was horrible. She cried, I cried. She threw things, they hit me. I did the right thing.