‘The One with the Evil Orthodontist’
Season 1, Episode 20 - Aired April 6, 1995
When her ex-fiancee, Barry, tells her he's still in love with her, Rachel starts up a relationship with him even though he's engaged to Mindy. Meanwhile, Chandler is driven to distraction by a woman who isn't returning his calls.
Quote from Monica
Chandler: Hey, can I use your phone?
Monica: Yeah, but for future reference, that thing in your hand can also be used as a phone.
Quote from Monica
Phoebe: How many beeps?
Chandler: She answered.
Monica: You see, this is where you'd use that "hello" word we talked about.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: I'm not going to talk to her. She obviously got my message and is choosing not to call me. Now I'm needy and snubbed. God, I miss just being needy.
Quote from Chandler
Ross: What were you thinking?
Rachel: I don't know. We still care about each other. There's a history there. It's like you and Carol.
Ross: No, no. It's nothing like me and Carol.
Rachel: Oh please. If she said to you, "Ross, I want you on this couch right here, right now," what would you say?
Chandler: If it helps, I could slide over.
Quote from Ross
Phoebe: Where are you going?
Ross: I just have to go. I have things to do with my life. I have a jam-packed schedule. And I am late for keeping up with it, okay?
Quote from Joey
Joey: Now, Rach, when she taught you to kiss, you were at camp and were you wearing any kind of little uniform?
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: I'm going to the bathroom. Will you watch my phone?
Monica: Why don't you take it with you?
Chandler: Yeah, we haven't been on a second date, she needs to hear me pee?
Quote from Phoebe
Ross: "Heating device."
Phoebe: Radiator.
Ross: Five letters.
Phoebe: "Rdtor."
Quote from Rachel
Mindy: I hope you can find a way to be happy for me. And I hope you'll still be my maid of honor.
Rachel: And I hope Barry doesn't kill you and eat you in Aruba.