Chandler Quote #212
Quote from Chandler in The One with the Evil Orthodontist
Ross: What were you thinking?
Rachel: I don't know. We still care about each other. There's a history there. It's like you and Carol.
Ross: No, no. It's nothing like me and Carol.
Rachel: Oh please. If she said to you, "Ross, I want you on this couch right here, right now," what would you say?
Chandler: If it helps, I could slide over.
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‘The One with the Evil Orthodontist’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Phoebe: So, why didn't you say anything?
Chandler: Oh, no, no, no, no. Last time I left a spontaneous message I ended up using the phrase, "Yes, indeed-io."
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: [uses Monica's phone to call his phone] Yes, it's working. Why isn't she calling me back?
Joey: Maybe she never got your message.
Phoebe: You know, if you want, you could call her machine, and if she has a lot of beeps that means she didn't get her messages yet.
Chandler: Doesn't that make me seem a little-
Ross: Desperate? Needy? Pathetic?
Chandler: Ah, you obviously saw my personal ad.
Quote from Joey
Joey: We gotta do something about that guy. This morning, I caught him looking into our place. I feel like I can't do stuff.
Monica: What kind of stuff?
Joey: Will you grow up? I'm not talking about sexy stuff but, like, when I'm cooking naked.
Phoebe: You cook naked?
Joey: Yeah, toast, oatmeal. Nothing that spatters.