Monica: Look, I'm an omelet station. Omelet? Made to order?
Phoebe: I'll have one, please. Plus my money.
Monica: Oh. I didn't realize you needed it back right away. You told me to go and be a caterer.
So I went. I be'd. I used it to buy all this stuff. I got another job tomorrow, so I'll pay you back then.
Phoebe: Okay. Sorry I acted like a bank.

Rachel: What did you get her?
Chandler: A pen?
Joey: It's two gifts in one. It's a pen that's also a clock.
Chandler: You can't give her that.
Joey: Why not?
Chandler: Because she's not 11. And it's not the seventh night of Chanukah.

Chandler: All right. Look. What did you get for Angela Del Veccio's birthday?
Joey: She didn't have a birthday when were going out.
Chandler: For three years?

Phoebe: I know, it's tough. You know what the first thing I did after my mom's funeral was?
Monica: What?
Phoebe: Pay the caterer!

Joey: So you just left? Her place was really that bad?
Ross: You know how you throw your jacket on a chair at the end of the day. Well like that, only instead of a chair, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of a jacket, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of the end of the day, it's the end of time and garbage is all that has survived.

Chandler: Okay, I just spent the entire afternoon looking for a present for Kathy that would be better than the rabbit.
Rachel: Any luck?
Chandler: Oh yeah. I found this great place called "lnvisible Things for Kathy." Can you give me a hand with all this stuff?

Joey: Hey, I'm meeting Kathy in ten minutes. I've been looking all over for you.
Chandler: Where?
Joey: Our place. The hall.
Chandler: I got something for her. [Joey shakes the present] It's a book.
Joey: A book? Oh, is it a book that's also a safe?
Chandler: No, it's a book that's just a book. It's an early edition of the Velveteen Rabbit. It was her favorite book as a kid. So just let me know if she likes it, okay?
Joey: You got it. Thanks, man. Thanks for doing this. I owe you one. Oh, hey, there wasn't any change from that twenty, was there?
Chandler: No, it came out to an even twenty.
Joey: Wow. That's almost as much as a new book.

Kathy: Thank you for the book.
Chandler: The book?
Kathy: The Velveteen Rabbit? I kind of have a feeling you had something to do with it.
Chandler: What do you mean?
Kathy: Well, when Joey gave it to me he said: "This is 'cause I know you like rabbits, and I know you like cheese."

Ross: How do you think it's going to look when you get her something incredibly meaningful and expensive, and her boyfriend, Joey, gives her an orange?

Chandler: I'll just make sure Joey gets her something really great.
Phoebe: It's got to be better than that book. Ooh, like a crossbow!