Phoebe Quote #545
Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Dirty Girl
Monica: Look, I'm an omelet station. Omelet? Made to order?
Phoebe: I'll have one, please. Plus my money.
Monica: Oh. I didn't realize you needed it back right away. You told me to go and be a caterer.
So I went. I be'd. I used it to buy all this stuff. I got another job tomorrow, so I'll pay you back then.
Phoebe: Okay. Sorry I acted like a bank.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Dirty Girl’ Quotes
Quote from Rachel
Monica: I had to turn down a job catering a funeral for 60 people.
Rachel: Oh, my God. What happened?
Monica: Sixty guests.
Quote from Phoebe
Rachel: How did the catering job go?
Monica: It was great. The widow wouldn't pay, so Phoebe yelled at her till she did.
Phoebe: Yeah, I'm a hard-ass.
Monica: And I'm a wuss. We should be partners.
Phoebe: Yeah, hard-ass and wuss. We could fight crime.
Monica: Wait a minute, Phoebe. We should be partners. We should be catering partners. I mean, think about it. You're not working now, and we have such a great time together. I can cook and you can take care of the money.
Phoebe: Oh, it'll be like I have a wife in the '50s.
Quote from Rachel
Chandler: Actually, this is for Kathy's birthday. It's an early copy of her favorite book.
Rachel: Oh, The Velveteen Rabbit. Oh my God, when the boy's love makes the rabbit real.
Chandler: Okay, but don't touch it because your fingers have destructive oils.
Rachel: Then you'd better keep it away from Ross's hair.