Joey Quote #443

Quote from Joey in The One with the Dirty Girl

Joey: Hey, I'm meeting Kathy in ten minutes. I've been looking all over for you.
Chandler: Where?
Joey: Our place. The hall.
Chandler: I got something for her. [Joey shakes the present] It's a book.
Joey: A book? Oh, is it a book that's also a safe?
Chandler: No, it's a book that's just a book. It's an early edition of the Velveteen Rabbit. It was her favorite book as a kid. So just let me know if she likes it, okay?
Joey: You got it. Thanks, man. Thanks for doing this. I owe you one. Oh, hey, there wasn't any change from that twenty, was there?
Chandler: No, it came out to an even twenty.
Joey: Wow. That's almost as much as a new book.

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 ‘The One with the Dirty Girl’ Quotes

Quote from Rachel

Monica: I had to turn down a job catering a funeral for 60 people.
Rachel: Oh, my God. What happened?
Monica: Sixty guests.

Quote from Phoebe

Rachel: How did the catering job go?
Monica: It was great. The widow wouldn't pay, so Phoebe yelled at her till she did.
Phoebe: Yeah, I'm a hard-ass.
Monica: And I'm a wuss. We should be partners.
Phoebe: Yeah, hard-ass and wuss. We could fight crime.
Monica: Wait a minute, Phoebe. We should be partners. We should be catering partners. I mean, think about it. You're not working now, and we have such a great time together. I can cook and you can take care of the money.
Phoebe: Oh, it'll be like I have a wife in the '50s.

Quote from Rachel

Chandler: Actually, this is for Kathy's birthday. It's an early copy of her favorite book.
Rachel: Oh, The Velveteen Rabbit. Oh my God, when the boy's love makes the rabbit real.
Chandler: Okay, but don't touch it because your fingers have destructive oils.
Rachel: Then you'd better keep it away from Ross's hair.