‘The One with the Cooking Class’
Season 8, Episode 21 - Aired May 2, 2002
After Monica confronts a food critic who gave her a bad review, she and Joey stick around for an amateur cooking class. Meanwhile, Rachel is jealous when a saleswoman flirts with Ross at the baby store, and Phoebe helps Chandler prepare for a job interview.
Quote from Ross
Rachel: My due date is in one week.
Ross: What are you doing up?
Rachel: That is seven days.
Ross: I had a lot of water before I went to bed. Can we do this after?
Rachel: No, no, no, no, Ross. Come on, we do not have any of the big stuff we need. We do not have a changing table. We do not have a crib. We do not have a diaper service.
Ross: It's funny you should mention diapers.
Quote from Rachel
Ross: If you're gonna do this, then I'm gonna go do that, so-
Rachel: Wait, Ross. I'm sorry, one more thing.
Ross: Yeah.
Rachel: Our situation, you know, what we mean to each other and, I mean, we're having this baby together and we live together- Isn't that? Isn't that weird?
Ross: Well-
Rachel: I'm just kidding. You can go pee.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Hey, Monica. I can't remember. Did we say we were gonna meet here or at the movies?
Monica: We said at the movies, but-
Joey: Okay, I'll see you there.
Monica: Joey! Now that you're here..?
Joey: Sure. I can hang out till I have to meet you.
Quote from Chandler
Joey: How come you're not going?
Chandler: I can't. I've got a job interview I've got to get ready for.
Joey: I thought you already have a job.
Chandler: And people say you don't pay attention.
Quote from Ross
Katie: Do you want these delivered, Mr. And Mrs. Geller?
Rachel: Oh, no, no.
Ross: No, no.
Rachel: We're not married.
Ross: We are having a baby together but we're not involved. I mean, we were seeing each other a while ago, but then we were just friends, and then there was one drunken night- Or, yes, stranger, we'd like this delivered please.
Quote from Monica
Teacher: What's your name?
Monica: Monica.
Teacher: Well, Monica, you go to the head of the class.
Monica: Okay!
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Wow. All this stuff takes up a lot of room. Hey, how serious are you about keeping Ben in your life?
Ross: My son? Pretty serious.
Quote from Rachel
Ross: I'm free now. You want to grab some coffee?
Katie: Sure.
Rachel: Horny bitch. [with the toys] No, you're a horny bitch. No, you're a horny bitch. No, you're a horny bitch.
Quote from Rachel
Katie: It was nice to see you.
Rachel: Oh, and it was great to see you too. And you look fantastic. Although you missed a button.
Katie: Oh, actually, I-
Rachel: Oh, okay, I see what you're doing there.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: All right, don't freak out, okay? I will help you. How long before you have to leave?
Chandler: An hour.
Phoebe: I can't help you.