Ross Quote #880

Quote from Ross in The One with the Cheap Wedding Dress

Joey: You sent Kristen flowers?
Ross: That's right.
Joey: You spent 100 dollars. That's the limit. You're screwed.
Ross: Actually, I sent the flowers before the actual date, so technically, technically, I didn't break any rules. Thanks for stopping by though.
Joey: Oh, so that's how it's gonna be? I can break the rules too.
Ross: Oh, yeah. What are you gonna do?
Joey: I don't know.
Ross: Why am I not surprised?
Joey: You know what, Ross, I'm not going to let you get away with this.
Ross: I don't think you have much choice.
Joey: Oh, we'll see.
Ross: Bye-bye.
Joey: Yeah, bye-bye.
Joey: Hey. So, just a light layer?
Ross: Yeah, just here and there.

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 ‘The One with the Cheap Wedding Dress’ Quotes

Quote from Joey

Ross: Boy, I'm getting hungry. Hey, Joey, have you ever been so hungry on a date that when the girl goes to the bathroom, you eat some of her food?
Kristen: You said the waiter ate my crab cake.

Quote from Joey

Joey: So, Ross, now why did that first marriage break up? Hmm? Was it because the woman was straight or because she was a lesbian?

Quote from Rachel

Chandler: When Monica and I went to see them, we had fun. And there's another reason.
Rachel: Well, what is the other reason?
Chandler: I don't want to say.
Rachel: Well, you have to, because maybe it's stupid.