‘The One with the Candy Hearts’
Season 1, Episode 14 - Aired February 9, 1995
Ross struggles to move on from his failed marriage with Carol when he goes on his first date in nine years. Meanwhile, Chandler gets more than he bargained for when he's set up on a blind date by Joey, while the girls spend Valentine's day burning momentos from their past relationships.
Quote from Joey
Chandler: How can I dump this woman on Valentine's Day?
Joey: I don't know. You dumped her on New Year's.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Oh man, in my next life, I'm coming back as a toilet brush.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Carol teaches sixth grade. And Kristen. Kristen does something ... that, funnily enough, wasn't even her major!
Quote from Ross
Carol: It's not true. I never called your mother a wolverine.
Ross: You did so, I swear to- How long has she been in the bathroom?
Carol: She isn't in the bathroom. Her coat's gone.
Ross: Well, maybe it's cold in there. Or maybe I screwed up the first date I had in nine years.
Quote from Ross
Ross: I know what you're gonna say. You're a lesbian. But what do you say we just put that aside for now. Let's just stick a pin in it. Because we're great together. You can't deny it.